A mother and her 5 year old daughter were driving down a highway…
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A mother and her 5 year old daughter were driving down a highway one day when suddenly a giant dildo hits their windshield…
Daughter: "Mommy, what was that?"
Mother - (obviously didn’t want her daughter to know what it was): "It was just a bug honey. Don’t worry about it."
After a few seconds of silence,
Daughter: "Well, that bug had a big dick."