Posts made by s042ob

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher."
She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening,
the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face.
He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher."
The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for.
On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home.
His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you.

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

Wanna meet Santa's little helper?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries.

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white christmas.