You are right.
Fuck it, we need to go back to anyone who MIGHT have come close to another who MIGHT have possible been near someone who MIGHT have had covid and stubbed their toe, is strictly due to covid.
Just count absolutely everything as due to covid, then use those figures to justify more lockdowns and other shit. Oh wait, we already did that and somewhat still do that.
You may remember that the UK's version of Fauci (2 doctors, actually) was forced to admit that they lied about the stats to get their way.