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Viola Davis is such an arrogant narcissist… who does she think she is? :puke:

:masbana:

RIP.

What was your favorite movie of his?.. I liked him in Aliens.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4261440/Titanic-star-Bill-Paxton-dies-age-61.html#comments

“I have a crazy foot fetish, like, crazy,” he reveals on a forthcoming episode of Harry Connick Jr.’s U.S. chat show Harry, due to air Wednesday.

“In fact, it’s bad,” Ricky adds, “It’s like, ‘Hi, nice to meet you (looks down).’ Oh, yes, it can be a deal-breaker. Pretty feet are pretty feet. Ugly feet are like duck fights.”

http://www.torontosun.com/2017/02/22/ricky-martin-i-have-a-major-foot-fetish

https://www.comicbookmovie.com/other/the-2017-razzie-award-winners-have-been-announced-a149235

Worst Picture
·        "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
·        "Dirty Grandpa"
·        "Gods of Egypt"
·        "Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party" - WINNER
·        "Independence Day: Resurgence"
·        "Zoolander No. 2"

Worst Actor
·        Ben Affleck - "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
·        Gerard Butler - "Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen"
·        Henry Cavill - "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
·        Robert De Niro - "Dirty Grandpa"
·        Dinesh D'Souza [as Himself] - "Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party" - WINNER
·        Ben Stiller - "Zoolander No. 2"

Worst Actress
·        Megan Fox - "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows"
·        Tyler Perry - "Boo! A Madea Halloween"
·        Julia Roberts - "Mother's Day"
·        Becky Turner [as Hillary Clinton] - "Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party" - WINNER
·        Naomi Watts - "Divergent Series: Allegiant & Shut-In"
·        Shailene Woodley - "Divergent Series: Allegiant"

Worst Supporting Actress
·        Julianne Hough - "Dirty Grandpa"
·        Kate Hudson - "Mother's Day"
·        Aubrey Plaza - "Dirty Grandpa"
·        Jane Seymour - "Fifty Shades of Black"
·        Sela Ward - "Independence Day: Resurgence"
·        Kristen Wiig - "Zoolander No. 2" - WINNER

Worst Supporting Actor
·        Nicolas Cage - "Snowden"
·        Johnny Depp - "Alice Through the Looking Glass"
·        Will Ferrell - "Zoolander No. 2"
·        Jesse Eisenberg - "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" - WINNER
·        Jared Leto - "Suicide Squad"
·        Owen Wilson - "Zoolander No. 2"

Worst Screen Combo
·        Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill - "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" - WINNER
·        Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals - "Gods of Egypt"
·        Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume - "Alice Through the Looking Glass"
·        The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors - "Collateral Beauty"
·        Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig - "Boo! A Madea Halloween"
·        Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson - "Zoolander No. 2"

Worst Director
·        Dinesh D'Souza and Bruce Schooley - "Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party" - WINNER
·        Roland Emmerich - "Independence Day: Resurgence"
·        Tyler Perry - "Boo! A Madea Halloween"
·        Alex Proyas - "Gods of Egypt"
·        Zack Snyder - "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
·        Ben Stiller - "Zoolander No. 2"

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel
·        "Alice Through the Looking Glass"
·        "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice" - WINNER
·        "Fifty Shades of Black"
·        "Independence Day: Resurgence"
·        "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows"
·        "Zoolander No. 2"

Worst Screenplay
·        "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" - WINNER
·        "Dirty Grandpa"
·        "Gods of Egypt"
·        "Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party"
·        "Independence Day: Resurgence"
·        "Suicide Squad"

Razzie Redeemer Award
·        Mel Gibson - Hacksaw Ridge (following his 2014 Worst Supporting Actor nomination)

:-X

Silent Hill 2

So, the other day I was eating this lady out, and I tasted horse cum. I said, "Oh, so that's how you died Grandma."

A man goes to see the doctor and says "Doc you've got to help me! I've got a terrible pain in my ass!" The doctor has him undress and get on the table, and as he does the rectal exam the man begins moaning with pleasure and ends up ejaculating all over the exam table. The doctor throws the guy out and tells him not to come back. But the next day the guy is back, again complaining of a pain in his ass. At first the doctor refuses to examine him again, but the man pleads so piteously he finally gives in. As soon as the doctor puts his finger in the guy's rectum the same thing happens: he moans with pleasure and cums all over the exam table. The doctor throws him out once again. But the next day… he's back! Once again, complaining of a terrible rectal pain. The doctor refuses to examine him. But he carries on so much, cries and begs so pitifully, complains his pain is so severe, that the doctor gives in and examines him. "Hold on a sec!" the doctor says as he starts the rectal exam, "there IS something here! Why there's one... two... three four five... Why, you've got a dozen roses up your ass!" The man looks over his shoulder at the doctor, smiles, and says, "Read the card!"

Four couples go on a ski holiday together. When they get to the lodge, one of the men suggests a bit of couple swapping to make the holiday a bit more exciting.

Being a pretty open minded bunch, they all agree and they all head off with their new partners.

After several hours of hot sex in front of the fire, the man who originally suggested the swap rolls over and says 'My god! That is the best sex I have ever had! I wonder how the girls are getting on.'

Three gay men are drinking at a bar. As the night goes on, they begin talking about how loose their assholes are. The first man boasts that his lover can fit his entire fist in. The second man says "That's nothing, my husband was able to fit both of his fists in!" The third man laughs, finishes his drink, and slides down the barstool.

@priya:

hree boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman. One of them runs away the other two stay to watch. The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away. Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?" He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."

LMAO…

When you were in high school or college?.. I had a crush on my sports teacher, he was very flirty and hot.. he lasted a month at the school after he was found kissing one of the female students.. 

It really bothers me when images are released as part of the promotion and then the actual doesn't actually contain those scenes or changes some stuff from it.. I can come up with several occasions where this has been done in the last years and it's very annoying specially when they tease us with something great and then we end up with a half-assed final result that doesn't make justice to what was promised in the first place.. 

Love it when men wear these kind of thick heavy socks.. unfortunately can't seem to find any videos where the performers are wearing them.. do you guys know of any

I tend to go for the muscular guys since I love watching their big pecs bounce as I fuck them.

Is adorable..  :anal2:

@justwith:

Antes de tener una Pc de uso exclusivamente personal (mía): solía compartirla; por lo que tenía que ser más ingenioso para evitar que otros accedieran a mis archivos o navegaciones más privadas xD (más que nada porno);  de todas mis "estrategias" la que aún hoy uso por  practicidad es instalar una versión portable de algún navegador y sólo usar ese programa para visitar páginas porno: esto da ventajas no sólo por lo que concierne a privacidad ( el acceso a ese navegador se esconde en algún directorio, no en la barra de herramientas); sino que si tienes algún problema con plugins, etc: puedes solucionarlo sin comprometer  tus archivos del trabajo, etc–-

Ojala hubiera sido tan inteligente como tu.. cuando estaba en bachillerato yo guardaba todos mis marcadores porno en el navegador que toda mi familia usaba y siempre quedaban a la vista de cualquiera que usara la computadora… :-X

For me it's when you can watch their whole bodies(or maybe in some cases just the bottom's body for me).. from head to toe, it almost seems artistic and beautiful.. watching two men find joy with each other from that perspective is just a great thing.

The kind that you would never admit in public..

I always fantasized about fucking an incestual couple, especifically a father and his son.. I guess it's wrong but it's part of what makes it interesting for me.. fuck them and watch them fuck each other..

This video always does it for me.. yes, the rimming isn't perfect but the men have great bodies and those huge butts look so good from that angle.. you just wanna get on your knees and feast on them.. the kilts are a plus..

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2000639295&pkey=1320351