Same here. Good to know it's not just me…

When I was at school, seeing fellow students walk around with their rucksacks on, which is a fetish that I have (strange innit). I was like 12 or so.

Tobacco, alcohol or any drug for that matter has no long-term benefits, but there sure are some, or people wouldn't do it. And yes I smoke and drink.

avconv (formerly ffmpeg) converts pretty much anything to anything, but it has no user interface, so you must be familiar using the command line.

Many people have mentioned encryption like passworded RAR archives but decrypting larger video files (>1GB) can take quite some time. I run Linux and have stored my material in the home folder of the root account, which has no read access for other users.

No. But my mother has found a used fleshlight underneath my bed once…