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A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S---T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A---K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullst and A Kissing that will put you over the top.

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

William seed

Please do anyone have the videos of this german god?? We have two on here but I love his videos so wanted more. Please if anyone does, share. Thanks.

Makes the two of us. Though I know his site bradhollibaugh.net. You can buy the video.

So US claim UN are hostile towards Isreal, (because they fail to support US in claiming Jerusalem) sighting International law, peace treaty and Diplomacy as reason, whats your opinion?

If its a choice  it means one can ultra switch to been straight. CAN YOU?

More hypocrites than saints.

Its hard, there is no easier way out, but you should learn to accept that it was never meant to be. May be there was someone coming along the way but crying over someone who clearly doesnt want you anymore is bad. Develop a self worth and understand that eventhough you made mistakes you still deserve the very best. NO one who pushes you out at your worse deserve you at your best. You are probably better off without eachothe, it might be difficult now but take some time off relationship, give it another try and then when that ONE comes, you will be grateful you once loved and lost.

Post trauma I guess. Its the demons of the oast relationship. In time and with effort you will get over that.

Good day Everyone,
An having trouble identifying what sexual orientation I am. All I know is am into Muscle, I get erection seeing well built men. I masturbate with flexing videos, cam shows and Feat of strengths or other dominative videos.
This made me question If I was a gay, problem is I dont know or ever felt like I have the urge to actually have sex with a man or do I feel like I can allow another man inside me (I never have tried on both by the way), now some might say may be its because am into too much masturbation (am not) that I lose taste in actual sex. Truth is I never did as long as I know, felt the need for actual sex, I mean I fantasize and dream about cumming on biceps or pecs or being carried around by powerful men but never actual sex.
  Now I thought lately that muscle women can make me hard too and thats where I even got more confuse. Whats my problem??