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What if God does exist? And what if he actually doest??

How can the two go together?

What is your favorite music so far?

Who is your favorite wrestler from thundersarena and why?

I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.

Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard?
The grass tickles their nuts

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

If a quiz is quizzical, then what does that make a test?

A big shout out to sidewalks… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Everyone's middle name should be "Motherf*ckin". Try it. Doesn't it sound so great?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Someone should open up a restaurant called "I don't care". Then we can finally go to that restaurant my girlfriends always talking about

Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.

I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!

Why do I have the feeling that every straight guy start acting different and acting like I am tripping for them and as such start acting important. The fact that am gay doesn't mean I am attracted to just every guy.

Mine is Black Panther and A quiet place.

Please can anyone upload any of this

https://www.thebestflex.com/video/alex-and-alex-friends-flexing

https://www.thebestflex.com/video/alex-and-alex-muscle-worship-shower

https://www.thebestflex.com/video/alex-and-alex-bedroom-wrestling

Please who has this video of muscle diamond to upload?. I have seed bonus to share

https://www.thebestflex.com/video/Muscle-Diamond-Massive-Pecs-Muscle-Worship

I bought the video a month back. Its 40minute long. I am having troubles uploading here. I haven't upload in a log time. You can contact me on mail though [email protected]

I have almost all of his collection, so if you want we can trade for other great videos or at a very affordable price so I may cut my cost. My email is [email protected].

I will love to get his new vids or watch him live. But sadly enough, I haven't been able to reach him.

I am looking for his vids. I have these and I bought them. If you have others lets trade.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0MwR1JQms

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sDyt4oMEkJo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84b97BJrN98

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OBE2efvgGuE

I have one other but cant find the preview.

These are viral

https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=4f8ab4093649e76267fdc5576f3626ec839d5e7e8ec4f28e

https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=a0a95c95f8acd7f967fdc5576f3626ec97005da569fff03f

https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=0f54abf1ccacdf3967fdc5576f3626ecd95634b1d5e11f3b

https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=2c5a6402b8611b5267fdc5576f3626ecf2ed2aaee2f22e7b

Lets trade if you have other than all the above.

I just bought this  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0MwR1JQms if you have his other videos (not those that are viral, cause I have seen all of those) lets share.

I have videos from
Muscle diamond
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I will like to trade with videos of same type or Kickboxer Dante Spars  from Jock foot

Read the lyrics, in full (via Genius), and watch his performance below.

It's the calm before the storm right here
Wait, how was I gonna start this off?
I forgot… oh, yeah

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot
Got a plan and now I gotta hatch it
Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk
I'ma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan
And say a prayer that every time Melania talks
She gets a mou—ahh, I'ma stop
But we better give Obama props
'Cause what we got in office now's a kamikaze
That'll prolly cause a nuclear holocaust
And while the drama pops
And he waits for shit to quiet down, he'll just gas his plane up and fly around 'til the bombin' stops
Intensities heightened, tensions are risin'
Trump, when it comes to givin' a shit, you're stingy as I am
Except when it comes to havin' the balls to go against me, you hide 'em
'Cause you don't got the fuckin' nuts like an empty asylum
Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for
'Cause that's how he gets his fuckin' rocks off and he's orange
Yeah, sick tan
That's why he wants us to disband
'Cause he can not withstand
The fact we're not afraid of Trump
Fuck walkin' on egg shells, I came to stomp
That's why he keeps screamin', "Drain the swamp!"
'Cause he's in quicksand
It's like we take a step forwards then backwards
But this is his form of distraction
Plus, he gets an enormous reaction
When he attacks the NFL so we focus on that in–
--stead of talkin' Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada
All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather
Cause a Twitter storm with the Packers
Then says he wants to lower our taxes
Then who's gonna pay for his extravagant trips
Back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions?
Same shit that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered
Then does it more
From his endorsement of Bannon
Support for the Klansmen
Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that's black
And comes home from Iraq
And is still told to go back to Africa
Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa
Who keeps ignorin' our past historical, deplorable factors
Now if you're a black athlete, you're a spoiled little brat for
Tryna use your platform or your stature
To try to give those a voice who don't have one
He says, "You're spittin' in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards!"
Unless you're a POW who's tortured and battered
'Cause to him you're zeros
'Cause he don't like his war heroes captured
That's not disrespectin' the military
Fuck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fist
And keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch
"He's gonna get rid of all immigrants"
"He's gonna build that thang up taller than this"
Well, if he does build it, I hope it's rock solid with bricks
'Cause like him in politics, I'm usin' all of his tricks
'Cause I'm throwin' that piece of shit against the wall 'til it sticks
And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his
I'm drawing in the sand a line, you're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for you with this:
Fuck you
The rest of America stand up
We love our military, and we love our country
But we fucking hate Trump

Apart from Empire, Hit the floor, How to get away with murder, anyone knows any?

Who else is interested in  Foitbalk (soccer). Ideas for Machester Derby?

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S---T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A---K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullst and A Kissing that will put you over the top.

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.