Posts made by MJRocker1987

Sean Connery's James Bond in From Russia With Love (PS2) or Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell.

@bigballs100:

When you partner doesn't make a sound and just lays there… I'm sorry do you want me to stop? Oh no you don't? When let me no which noises that what I'm doing is feeling good. Don't lay there like a sack of potatoes. Get into it.

Absolutely hate this! Part of my pleasure comes from knowing that my partner is also pleased. Don't fake it, but at least let me know I'm doing…SOMETHING!

Along the lines of noises made, I can't stand excessive talking. The occasional "Oh, yeah!" or "Fuck me!" is completely acceptable. But I can't stand the people who just have to speak in full sentences. "Oh yeah, fuck me hard because you know I like it that way and grass is green and the sky is blue and Berlin is in Germany yada yada yada!" Like, will you shut the hell up? Excessive wordiness has always seemed phony to me.

I'm a grown man. I have nothing to hide. I have two folders on my desktop. One for straight porn and one for gay porn. And they are clearly labeled "Straight porn" and "Gay porn".

HOWEVER, when I was younger and just beginning to download, I would go into the "Program Files" folder, create some random folder (I'd call it something like Mega Movie Player 3.1), and put it all there. Never fails.

If there's one thing I've learned about big industries, it's that most things they do are carefully thought out and based on feedback. I personally find what you're talking about to be kind of boring. And when I see it, I find myself thinking "Just get to it, already". Maybe enough people felt the same that the industry decided against it.

I can go for a little raunch and a little roughness in my porn. But I won't watch the following:

1. Real torture or pain: In some of the really amateur stuff, you can tell that it's more than the person can handle.
2. Super expanded…um..."holes": This is disgusting. Especially when they want to take a huge closeup of it. No. Nasty.
3. Scat: No explanation needed there. Except this one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nooooooooooo.

There's a lot I can tolerate when watching, but those three, not so much.

I like Jake Cruise.

Does anyone remember Hans Ebson or Bobby Blake? I don't think either one of them has done anything for a while. Hans always seemed so fake and blase, while Bobby was just completely over the top. Hans always had a glazed look in his eyes like he would fall asleep any second, while Bobby was pretty much just a big, gross, sweaty animal.

I absolutely love a big man. A lotta people like to knock them, but I know and love the joys of a big man!

@cumeaternc:

@MJRocker1987:

I go crazy when a man sits on my face.  :jaj:

Let me know if you ever come to the beach in NC and I will be happy to oblige. ;D

I'll remember that, really I will!

ME WANTEE!!!

I'm turning 23 in 2010. My partner is turning 67 in 2010. Let's just say that as long as two people are consenting adults, there really is no need for any sort of age requirement.

I fully intend to work some of these into my everyday conversation!

Have you ever subscribed to a porn site because the ads made you think it was going to be the best porn you've ever seen in your life? Then, it turns out that you really don't find it all that great?

I'm sure you've all heard of "Haze Him" and "It's Gonna Hurt". I find these videos extremely boring, but the ads really made me think I'd love them! Have you had a similar experience?

@Kinsey6:

I couldn't vote in this poll because it lacked a watersports / piss-play choice.

I don't mind that myself, so long as none's going in my mouth. LOL!

If you like this, you would LOVE failblog.org!!!

All of the above, please! LOL!

Where'd he find him and how do I get one!?

I think I get about 8 of those a day!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just got a huge laugh with this one!

That was NOT the punch line I intended on!  LMAO!

Poor bastard. LOL!