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wishing you all a merry christmas and a happy new year x

i understand its something you need to think about,
im not sure what the law is there so i can not comment regarding the law,
you will find in most cases parents do not like the idea but after time they come around to the idea.
i never spoke to my dad for almost 2yrs but he is fine with it all now.
it is something you have to think about deeply and make your own mind up weather you should talk to them about it or not,
you could try dropping hints in front of them to help break the ice on the convo.

i hope all goes well for you and make sure your not forced in to telling your family you will know when the time is right.

i wear only Boxer Briefs and so does my boyfriend. 

50 Things the Movies Taught Us

1. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

3. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.

4. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.

5. The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

6. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

7. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.

8. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - no one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

9. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.

10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

11. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.

12. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

13. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

14. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do.

15. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

16. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

17. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

18. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

19. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

21. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

22. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

23. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.

24. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

25. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

26. It is not necessary to say "Hello" or "Goodbye" when beginning or ending phone conversations.

27. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

30. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

31. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

32. No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

33. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

34. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

35. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

36. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.

37. If you are a hero, you never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by your actions.

38. Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eighth birthday.

39. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.

40. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings - especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.

41. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.

42. If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.

43. A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.

44. If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, keep your mouth shut.

45. When in love, it is customary to burst into song.

46. When driving a car, it is normal to look not at the road but rather at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.

47. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.

48. When driving a car, it is normal to look not at the road but rather at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.

49. You can tell if somebody is British because he will be wearing a bow tie, unless he's a secret agent.

50. When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

one perfect bum  :drool2:

wanna come and do my washing nude lol

i will have 2 of you 1 gift wrapped for my bf and one for me lol

sadly my bf said im not allowd chickens so just ordered some Hydrochloric Acid 36% - Brick & Patio Cleaner, from a on-line shop fingers crossed it might work on them, will let you know,

i have been thinking of getting chickens will give it a talk with the other half, they defo ants

I got a problem i have noticed that the ants are making holes in the each leaf. i noticed them last week all over the plants,
I also have a dog and i cant find anything dog friendly to use, Iv boiled water and also used salt in the gaps after and that stopped them for a few days but they are back after a few days.

any other ideas what to do? ???

i can say that i have never wanted to be a women or felt like one.
I am gay and have known since i was about 13yrs of age, but never have i done drag or wanted to. or even gave the idea of the snip.
I am happy being gay and love my cock too and the idea of being a women spooks the s**t out of me.

I have been asked by a few female friends f i wanted to be a girl or feel like im a girl and i do not i feel like a normal 26yo lad who just likes a good cocking every few dayz lol

love it

nice and big yummmm!

would be nice to see it spit

nice cock, love your balls

lots have said thanks to me and given points so are alot of nice users about,

i live in london lived here all my life  ;D

wow love the 4skin

very hot pix mate