Posts made by litres46

I love when a porno ends with a blooper reel, not only does it give me something to watch while I mop myself up, watching the actors joke around and enjoying themselves makes me feel slightly less bad jerking off over them knowing they werent one of those down in the dumps porn actors who had to suck a dick to feed themselves for the night.

I'd be happy with just the marriage license and maybe throwing a party with friends and family (so they'd feel obligated to give us gifts  >:D)
Definitely none of this $20000 business, I'd rather get a new car or something, but to each their own.

This is unless I'm rolling in cash then in which case I might as well make a day of it.

I figured it out when I was 10 (possibly before that) just by messing around with myself in the bath. No mentor, no porn, no sex ed. I didnt even know what it was at the time I just knew it as the "awesome new game I invented". Yes I thought I invented masturbation because surely if anyone else had figured it out this awesome new game before then they wouldve taught it to me earlier and everyone would be talking about it and playing it but no one was talking about it to my 10 year old self.

adjective
1.
not normal, average, typical, or usual; deviating from a standard

So technically yes being gay is abnormal but so is being left handed

I prefer to see their expressions but i dont mind the mask as long as there is a reason for it and it's not too flashy. I hate hole a lot of the Japanese videos I watch has one cast member inexpliclably wearing a colourful wrestling mask

Anything with lyrics is a boner killer but other than that as long as it isnt loud enough to drown out any dialogue, moaning or flesh slapping i dont mind it.

I also like to know who they are and why theyre fucking

Im going to have to disagree as one of my favourite moments is when the underwear is pulled down slowly and a boner finally frees itself and bounces out over the elastic.

Though I agree the lack of foreplay sometimes a bit disappointing and I usually dont get as excited when the scene just starts with the actors naked and making out

Not really a porn star but one of the camera men for chubvideos with an annoying voice who doesnt stfu during solo shoots. I love a cameraman that keeps a good dialogue going but this guy keeps saying things like "fuck yea" and "jerk it" etc.

One of the reasons I'm still in the closet is that I'm worried my friends wont want to whip it out in front of me when taking a piss or getting changed and it will make it harder for me to sneak a peek ::) :pee:

Does anyone find that straight men who know you are gay are more guarded about being naked in front of you?

Not so much race but most East Asian and some European accents dont get me as hard as UK/AUS/US accents. I can still jerk off to them as long as they dont try to speak fragmented English except for some exceptions like Russian.

Asian/Caucasian halfbloods turn me on pretty hard. I dont think I've ever met one I didnt want to immediately share bodily fluids with.