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A little sex for you….

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I have always had a Jockstrap fetish so…..

This man walks into a Gay Bar not knowing it's a gay bar and sits down at a table. Some gay guy walks up to him and says "Wanna play football?"

The man says okay and they go behind the bar the gay guy says "All right a burp is a touch down and a fart is a field goal."

So the man says "I'm goin' for the feild goal!" and the gay guy gets a small grin on his face, the man bends over and is about to fart and the gay guy butt fucks him!!! The man says"What the hell…why did you do that?"

The gay guy says "I was trying to block your field goal."

I am not a fan of meatloaf generally but this one is FANTASTIC!!!! Hope you will try it soon….

Ingredients

*  1 pound ground chuck
    * 10 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled
    * 1 (8-ounce) package sharp Cheddar, grated
    * 2 large eggs, lightly beaten
    * 1/4 cup bread crumbs, toasted
    * 1/4 cup mayonnaise
    * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
    * 1/4 teaspoon salt
    * 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
    * 1/3 cup ketchup
    * 2 tablespoons prepared mustard
    * 1 (3-ounce) can French fried onions

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

In a large bowl, combine the ground chuck and next 8 ingredients, mixing well.

In a small bowl, combine the ketchup and mustard. Stir 1/4 cup ketchup mixture into meat mixture, reserving remaining ketchup mixture.

Press meat mixture into a 9 by 5 by 3-inch loaf pan, or shape into a loaf and place on a rack in a broiler pan. Spread remaining ketchup mixture over loaf. Bake 40 minutes. Top with French fried onions; bake another 10 to 15 minutes, or until meat is no longer pink.

:cheers: raphjd  :cheers: Hang in there brother!!! We are all behind you in this !!!

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed,"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice – even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Browsing pleasure indeed!! What an incredible collection of Leather lifestyle artwork!!! Now added to my collection and I see many avatar changes for me in the future!!

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that", replied the Irishman.

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care."

The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off… watch and learn."

So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that", replied the Irishman.

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right, he's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch this."

So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

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