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Two Gays are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them.
One says to the otherβ¦"What kind of ship is that?"
"Container ship."
"OK, what''s that one over there?"
"Oil Tanker."
"How about that one?"
"That's a ferry boat."
"Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!"
Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.
So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.
Nine months later, the two men are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.
"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."
:announce: :urock: :bravo: :lovp: I know which one I like, but perhaps we should put this in a poll for a final decision and maybe even make a full blown contest out of your idea. I made some that I do not like at all but was in a hurry and my skills are limited at best and downright pitiful at worst. Β I will sleep on this and make a decision about the possibilities you have opened for me!!!
llukesh for the banners and your support of Leather/ Bear Community!!!