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Maybe the white is not so poor but he is rich in cock…..

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal…

Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?

The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!

He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"

The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.

All nice indeed!!!

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I think these are more "and more" than "Nature". Have a lot and different….if you're interested

Yes please!!! Keep them cumming

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"

"How much?" asked Paddy.

"Three quid." replied the salesperson.

"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock."

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Once upon a time there was a man with a 25 inch penis.

Any guy would be excited to have such a big penis, but this man was not.

So one day his friend told him about a witch who could help him.

So the friend gave the man the witch's address.

The next day he visited the witch.

After telling the witch his problems she asked to see his penis.

After showing her, she thought for awhile and finally came up with an answer.

"Go into the woods and find a frog.

Ask the frog to marry you and each time it says no, your gigantic jewels will shrink 5 inches."

The man quickly ran to the woods.

After searching for an hour he finally found a frog.

He ran up to it and asked it to marry him.

"NO Thank You" the frog said.

The man looked down and watched his penis go from 25 inches to 20.

The man asked the frog two more times, and again, it replied no.

Once he was at 15 inches he thought 10 inches would be perfect, so he went up to the frog and asked it to marry him.

The frog replied.

"How many times do I have to tell you…. NO, NO, NO"

The man looked down at his jewels and watched it go from 15 to 10, and from 10 to 5, and finally from 5 to not even a centimeter.


Old school here Never gets dried out and cleans up with a little Dawn !!!

Sept. 3) – Researchers said Friday they have isolated two antibodies that block HIV from multiplying in the body and causing severe disease -- an exciting development that could lead to the creation of a vaccine against AIDS. The two antibodies appear to be 10 times more effective than others in defusing HIV, the scientists from Scripps Research Institute and the International AIDS Vaccine Initiative reported in the journal Science.

Other so-called broadly neutralizing antibodies, immune system cells that stave off infection, have been isolated from HIV-positive patients in the past. But the newly discovered antibodies are not only much more effective, they work against scores of different strains of the virus found in various continents around the world.
"We looked at 162 different [HIV] viruses, and these antibodies neutralized 120 to 130 of strains from all across the world," Dennis Burton of Scripps, the lead author of the study, told Time magazine. The researchers collected blood samples from more than 1,800 people in Thailand, Australia and Africa who had been infected with HIV for at least three years without the infection progressing to full-blown AIDS. These individuals are most likely to produce antibodies that interfere with the replication of the virus. The researchers eventually isolated two antibodies, called PG9 and PG16, from one African patient. The antibodies could potentially be used to treat HIV-positive patients who develop severe disease. But more than that, researchers hope to find molecules that can stimulate the body to produce these antibodies. These molecules could be the main building block for a vaccine that would protect against HIV.