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My friend got me a tenga.  Hehe

Nothing this year.  Last year, I had a guy me the next day to celebrate Jan 1 of 2016.

How the hell did the bathhouse burn down?

A threesome is the only way you can experience a double penetration anyway.  That's what happened on my last group sex.  Me and another guy double penetrated a dude.

Loud, baby.  Especially when I'm the one moaning.

A guy I'm seeing gave sex toys as gifts for the holiday.  Not dildos but flesh light types.  He was going to give a tenga masturbation toy to someone but found a regular flesh light type (seriously, what's the blanket term for these?) so I ended up having the tenga clicker toy.

It's shaped like an egg and you fill it with lube then put it on.  There's soft textured nubs inside to give you a different feel when you jerk off.

It's not weird when a guy you're seeing gives you a sex toy, is it?  Like he wants an alternative to sex with you?  But I did test it out in front of him.

I need new older men since I keep seeing Dirk Caber over and over.

I don't see Dallas Steele doing young guys, which sucks cuz he's lovely.

From the last conversation, maybe he got horny.  It happens.

I hate guy who disappear after I trade pics.

It's past Christmas.  How did the party go?  Did your neighbor come around?  I hope so

Chris Pratt doesn't have six pack abs but he exudes wholesome manliness.  Ok, not wholesome but, I dunno, sweet?  Some clean honest sweat.  During the montage, he does punching bags, plays basketball, dances (not enough) and walks around with his butt exposed.  He swims later on and you see some afterglow sex.  He gets really hairy when he doesn't shave his beard, haha.  Rambling here.  He's not a pure guy but he can't help feel like a working class hottie.

Love the movie.  Its sci-fi and I didn't expect the story to go that way .  Jennifer Lawrence is Pratt's lucky partner in the movie.

Fun enough animated movie, with lots of great song sequences but not much real story.  Yes Taron Egerton voices the pretty boy gorilla, who is admittedly attractive cuz of his voice and cuteness.  Strange but it was funny that the Matthew Mccouneghy (spelling) in animated form still gets shirtless.

The iguana is voiced by a man, the writer and director.

I think the frogs were gay, maybe?  There's no obvious gay singing theatre stereotype performer.  Or did I miss it?

Supposedly there's a Canon lesbian couple around somewhere but I don't know, they're aliens anyway.

Do the blind not Jedi and his friend have fanfiction or fanart of them as lovers or are they not pretty enough for it?  Poe Dameron has various gay fanart, haha.

Something I didn't buy was Jyn and Cassian holding hands as they died.  It wasn't romantic, true, but they didn't have a deep enough connection for that.

(Btw there's a porn parody of Force Awakens already, hehe.  Aspen as Poe and Welsey Woods as Kylo as a flip)

Oh man, his best friend was Jaxton Wheeler :+

It's a shame.  I liked him a lot before.  Got surprised to find he was gay (when he propositioned that cute cop in the toilet).

I gained 20lbs and feel like I have to lose it before I go to the gym where the hot guys are, haha.  But my goal is to get hot by February, relatively.

Saw Assassin's Creed.  I don't know much about it but it was kinda awful.  Slow, boring action movie.  Fassbinder gets shirtless near the end and there was one kinda cute guy but the movie was a disappointment to me.  I wanted to like it though.

Grindelwald could possibly be straight and only poor virgin Dumbledore was gay in love with him.  Could happen.  Hate him as Johnny Depp tho.  Colin Farrell was better as his cop character.

I got tested last Friday and was clean.  Got tested last July 1 before that too.

Yeah, I'm curious about the pics and videos too, haha

Joey.

But if it's any Friends character, Phoebe's conquests.  The hunk she massaged.  The sensitive firefighter and buff teacher (who were gay in Queer as Folk), Ant-Man Paul Rudd, Simpsons voice actor Hank Azaria.  Woo!

I saw Rogue One.  At first, the grimness and cynicism made me wonder if this was a proper part of the Star Wars franchise.  What happened to the stunted dialogue?

But it blossomed into an awesome spectacle of futility where I cared so much for the characters because of the situation they were in.  Possibly manipulative but very awesome.  Loved it more than The Force Awakens.

Gay bits would be the hotness of Diego Luna, stubbly guy who i hated at first.  It was the hapless Riz pilot I was quite fond of.  I wanted the two facial haired fellows to lock lips and rut in a bunker somewhere.  There's no shirtlessness but I thought the two smoldered, after I softened up to Diego's character.  Riz, still pretty skinny since Jake Gyllenhaal's Nightcrawler but him, I loved.

I'm not sure about the stereotyping but mystical Ip Man and his cannon lugging friend could possibly be seen as more than just partners.  Maybe.  But I'll wait for Poe Damaron to kiss a guy first.