haha i luv it
id probably have to be a bit drunk to have enough confidence to use it
id luv to see peoples faces as they run out screaming having lost confidence :crazy2:
wonder how good they are at night time when you'd need a light on inside :cheesy2:
i don't think you quite got the hang of it yet
keep trying :cheesy2: lol
hahai wanna watch that version :cheesy2: lol
i'll use this one :cheesy2: lol
haha
army life suddenly doesn't seem so bad
i'll support our lads any day :cheesy2: lol
nice lil cock
wot's left of it :faint: lol
**eww im gettin older
and the wrinkles are showin
so i thought id paper over the cracks**
**HELLO?
ANYONE THERE?
HELLO?
SOMEONE? ANYONE?
ahhhhhhhhhhhh, man!**
i dont usually use lube cos i get a lot of precum
can't beat that
(oops! pardon the pun lol)
but soometimes i used to use hand cream or vaseline cos that was all that was at hand
(oops pardon another pun)
but wen others use lube on me it's awesome!
gay marriage wudnt work for me in america
i live in uk ::)
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says,
"Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week and now I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.”
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
:pope:
