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@cumeaternc:

Aren't statistics fun?  ;D

There's lies, damn lies and statistics.

And TPB returned later that day (or the following day).

The difference between us and TPB is that we're a closed, members only site, while TPB is open for everyone and no review of torrents is done (which is why they appear almost at once, on the other hand the staff might remove them later if they're reported).

I hope no one have found and shared this story already.

The Garden of Eden, day ten or so.

God: Adam, there's something we need to talk about.
Adam: Sure, what's up?
God: It's about sex.
Adam: Oh sex! I meant to thank you for that. Great invention. Use it all the time. In your top five, for sure.
God: I'm actually not talking about sex with Eve - I'm talking about sex with someone like yourself.
Adam: Ah, that? Sorry, sometimes I'm alone, or Eve's not in themood, and I have to make do. In fact, since you removed that rib, I canalmost reach it with my mo-
God: No! No, I'm not talking about that. I meant about sex with another one of my creations, who I also made as a male.
Adam: Who? The snake? The angel with the flaming sword? Because youalready told me the animals were a no fly zone, and I'm not even surethe winged dude is into that kind of thing.
God: Look, one day, you and Eve will procreate, creatingnations of both women and men. It may come to pass that a man, like yourself, may lie with another man, and I just wanted to let you know that-
Adam: Oh! Got it. No sex with kin or blood relations. Straightforward enough.
God: No- I mean, yes, that too, but-
Adam: Wait, let me get this straight - you want to tell me how you would feel if I had sex with another male, a human like me, with the dangly bits, but not directly related to or descended from Eve and me.
God: Correct.
Adam: Where would this person come from?
God: …
God: You know what? Never mind. Figure it out for yourself. See how well that goes.
God disappears in cloud of smoke.
Adam: It was an honest question.

(Found and borrowed from collegehumor)

They would've been lectured orally by the priest/minister.

http://www.heise.de/newsticker/SysAdminDay-2009-Ein-Hoch-auf-den-Administrator–/meldung/142817

Maybe you have a hidden foot fetish.

We do actually have our own imageshack-service, called BitBucket. Which can be reached at: http://tracker.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket.php
(Click on Profile then just under "Avatar url" is the link)

Crossposting: http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=5617.0

Since it's a blog, I'll post a dead link to the "article".

Not sure if it really counts as "news" either, but here goes:
hppp://malicelabs.com/agenda/2009/01/09/the-gay-tax/

Tens of thousands of people have lined the streets of the Austrian city of Klagenfurt for the funeral of the fascist politician Joerg Haider, who died in a car crash a week ago.

Haider, despite his far right political views and marriage had been outed as gay and was drinking in a gay nightclub on the night of his death.

His remains were taken in a procession that began in the provincial parliament to a mass in Klagenfur Cathedral. The president of Austria attended the funeral.

Haider had never been open about his homosexuality, but his habit of surrounding himself with handsome blond teenagers had led many to speculate.

The German and Austrian press outed the married father of two daughters in 2006.

His fascist political views led him to high office in Austria, despite his open praise for Nazi policies.

Haider died in a car accident on Saturday morning near Klagenfurt, less than 30 minutes after leaving the Stadtkraemer, a well-known gay hangout.

Prosecutors have confirmed there was four times the legal limit for alcohol in his blood and he was driving at twice the legal speed limit when he crashed his VW Phaeton.

Haider, 58, was the Governor of the state of Carinthia.

Borrowed from hppp://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-9335.html

@thomas261989:

Women in gay porn. It's weird but I find it odd to see girls in gay porn.

They're called shemales.

It took me 14 hours to upload 33GB.

@twinkerzzz:

yes well it happened in sctoland too - twice to the same couple…..

public shows of gay affection is still explosive
holding hands is just about passable
but snogging can cause consternation - people think it is repellent, disgusting, obscene, unsuitable for small children
its a new front line for this new generation......
we just dont see enough of it....

But shagging sheep is ok?  ??? ::)

@badeaux:

Did i make myself clear?

Yes, precum clear.

I just fell in love with magicmike and creamed my panties. 

@badeaux:

Hornyone, you just need to remember the purpose of this section of the forum. Its meant for our users to post pictures of themselves. You can post pictures of yourself having having fun with yourself and masturbating, but its a user solo's section, so, no pictures involving sex are allowed.

Got it?

Well… Having sex with someone else is kinda personal on the other hand.

Just make sure to clean up the mess. 

I was about to warn the previous post for being such a mess. (We, the staff, want this forum to be clean) 

It's not particularly easy to write guides for an OS that none of the mods are using.

@regretx:

i just think that they're clones because this stereotype of gay guys are portrayed easily by television and other media sources. the closeted ones aren't that obvious, hmm wonder why. lol

Because people are really narrow minded, that they have a hard time cooping with people who prefer to cuddle with Aslan.