Posts made by CableguyLive

I've never wrecked a computer but I did get cum on mom's velvet sofa once and that stuff just doesn't come out of velvet.  :fap: I said the dog must have done some on it.  :angel2:  I think she knew the truth but she was very happy to go along with the lie.  I didn't learn anything because that wasn't the last time something like that happened to me. Here's a good tip, never buy cars without leather seats.  That fabric they use in cars is imposable to get the funk out of. There is no Anti Monkey Butt Powder or anything that's going to fix this mess. Just get a new car and sell the old one but, whatever you do, do not show the car on muggy  or rainy days.  :drool:  unless your buyer is a cock pig.  :rotfl:

Thanks, you being too nice. It's too bad I didn't think about doing something like this years ago.  I think I know how to have sweaty mansex?  I have been doing it for over twenty years now and I think I'm fairly good at it. There has never been a lack of cum from any of my victims.  If anyone needs some pointers I'd be happy to show you, in person.  :bansex2:  Say ahhh.  :jiz:

So what's your part in this, MrMazda?  Are you going to be my  :pleasant: costar?!?!?

Hey,  This is a very interesting topic and I'd like to get some more details.  What's the bottom line?  Do you do this for fun or is this something that has other potential. I know fully well I'm no porn star and don't worry about me having a huge ego.  I'd do it for fun and maybe even help someone else that's thinking about giving it a try. I'm always the leader and I am not afraid to fail. Weather or not it's me or someone else getting filmed, I would like to see how the whole process works.

Beercan, You want to see my face???  That's easy.

I didn't see a topic that really fit so I felt I'd error on the side of News and inform our members about a gay fitness site.  Maybe we could start a health the fitness section.  Have a buddy system and share before and after photos.

I'm a member of the RealJock website and I'd be interested in knowing if any of my friends are here as will.

RealJock's, focuses on fitness and Men' health. There are great workout tips, plus the guys are really HOT!!!

I believe, if you haven't seen this site and your into working out or your just a health nut, this site would interest you too.

"THAT" is the real question, isn't it? and… what I like really doesn't matter, does it?  What do the watcher want, that's the real question. If the watchers are looking for sketchy homemade porn with regular guys, then that's what they will get.  Right!  ha ha ha  :funny2:

Mice and rats carry so many diseases and are one of the most filthy animals.  I cannot agree with setting them free, it's not like they are pets.  Get a cat and you will not have mice or rats anymore, that's my advice.

BTW :crazy2: this conversation is so far off topic from a hook up thread it's not funny…,  Ok, It's really funny.   :rotfl:

:lolp:  This is crazy but… tell me more.  I have no idea how to do any of this stuff but I'm willing to try.  I have nothing to hide and I like the idea of people watching me.  It's not like I'm going to be President and if my favorite hobby could make me some extra cash, I'm all for it.

Hello,  I was wondering if anyone is using the RealJock website?

hxxp://www.realjock.com

:mbounce: Happy Holidays  :mob: Best Wishes :mb2: Great SEX :drool2:

OK, the next question is, can I make money?  :rotfl: :rotfl:  Fat chance, like anyone would pay real money to see me fucking and sucking. lol  :rotfl:

If looking for a more "professional" series, I can get it sourced through Past Lives Productions Inc. (A division of Paragon Pictures)

What?? Like a real porn movie? What does something like that cost I wonder.

I will need a camera man…

Guys, I'm a big-time TOP and I love to get in that ass and plow the fields but I can go the other way too. I love to get fucked in the ass, but put me in the drivers seat and your in for a wild fucking ride. WOOF WOOF.  Do you have any more lube…,  ha ha GREAT!!

ahhhhhhhh  :bj2:

I like the water anyway so it just makes sense that sex in the shower would be good.  It's one of my favorite places to have sex, that and the hot tube.    
I had a hot tube for ten years and getting guys in the hot tube always worked. I wish I never got rid of it but it was getting old and it was time for it to go.  I just haven't got a new one yet but when I do I'll have a video camera installed.  ha

What?!? Something really bit you in bed?  I'm sorry I didn't mean to make fun of getting bitten.  :poorthing: That sucks! I hope you get well soon and so you'll not hold it agents me, you can bit me first.

:urock: That was a fun little website.  I liked the leather goods and the full body suits.  The silver mercury suit,,, I could see that being a lot of fun.  The prices are really reasonable.

Good one!  but…

Please do not ever wear polyester unless it's in a life vest and your going down.

I'm just a little queer like that if you haven't figured that out yet. I'll say it like it is with very little if any bull crap.  So… Was your mouse hung? and did you like the biting or not? and if I was in your bedroom I'd let you use your imagination. Stub! :hot:

From my home, I'm only a three hour drive from Chicago.  One hour from Kalamazoo with 2 bars and Lansing with 3 or 4 good bars. So I'm not totally buggered.  Unfortunately I live in a backward thinking and sexually oppressed loony bin called GR.  Their all good and god fearing people that do not intend to do any harm.  :rotfl:  Right!!!   :closet:

Oh you'll love this one.  Our idea of a leather bar is,  Wednesday night…, we have red flannel line dancing. OMG it's that bad.

Here's a weird cartoon that has a gay subject and feeling but I do not think it was the real intent of the artist.  Watch it for your self…,
here's the link  hxxp://www.metacafe.com/watch/964423/weird_gay_christmas_cartoon_1930s_king_picks_up_bums_for_party/

What do you think?

** :mb2: Merry Christmas HO HO HO BOYZ  :mb2:**