Howdy Huskyotter
Just wanted to say welcome to the forum we're so very glad to have you. I'm not much of the outgoing type myself but hey we're all here for the same thing so at least we know we got one thing in common. Oh and if perhaps we do become friends just remember, Alcohol is the gift for the man who has everything. No really Whisky, Rum, Vodka, Wine it's all fine. Seriously though hope you have a great experience here. 
I have an MBA from the university of Phoenix but I rarely mention it. I find I get more respect from having a Bachlor's degree in Economics. I'd reccomend at the very least getting a bachlor's degree and not to bother with Economics as they really only care if you have a PHD otherwise it's virtually worthless. Communications is a good field of study that incorporates quite a bit of career paths so you'd do well to get a degree in that.
Not that I'm judging you Mr. Coke000 but have you considered canning the coke that shit can mess up a hell of a lot including an erection. Short of that I can suggest looking on youtube for a mantra to heal what ails you, thoses Hindus have a mantra for everything
I'm African American and I have to say I love guys of all ethnicities but really love short Asian and white guys with a big booty.
Absolutely not. I suspect the resulting lawsuit would cost much more than a million dollars
Let Lou Ferrigno fist you for three hours none stop with no lube
If it makes you feel any better insurance actuarial tables indicate that mortality for someone at Donald Trump's income level would most likely occur around age 96, so barring some Muslim extremists gunning him down for his attempt at a Muslim registry Mike Pence should never become president. Oddly enough this whole election is vaguely reminiscent of Kennedy though the nation welcoming in a young energetic president of a new generation only to have him taken out and replaced by a member of the same old outdated generation. Then again I'd take good ole LBJ over Trump any day he was far from a saint but at least his "ni***r bill" helped the civil rights movement.
For me it's Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. I know it's greedy to choose two, but I have this fantasy where they say to me "You want to try our double barreled Winchester Special?" :jaj:
Are you kidding? Of course I do
Jerry (named for Jerry O'Connell)- My jelly dong
Big John - Dick Rambone dildo
Phil- My large butt plug
Dean Winchester - My ManRammer dildo
there are more but that is the star line up
As it turns out my best friend is an Indian woman with a similar problem, her family wants her to get married and keeps throwing guys at her all the time. In response she fled the country for 7 years to pursue her education in America (where we met). Just tell your family that you need to better educate yourself. Although with the recent election results America might not be your best option, but England has some excellent schools and Germany has free colleges you could attend to better educate yourself. Once you have a degree you never have to return home, unless of course you're a member of a royal family, in which case they will find a way to lure you back. Still you should be able to support yourself and that's all you need.