Sen Ted Cruz spotted in Montana airport throwing a fit & wearing a MASK!
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US Senator Ted Cruz was in Bozeman, MT on Sunday, March 20 for the annual Bozeman Buffalo Beat-off Bonanza (AKA B4: where contestants see who can cum faster with an electric cattle prod stuck up their ass) and he missed his flight back to DC (his wife wasn't and children were NOT present. When contacted, she claimed Cruz was supposed to be in Cancun, Mexico and hung up in tears.)
Cruz, wearing a mask (for disguise - God knows, he wasn't wearing it for COVID protection!) proceeded to pull a "do you know who I am" - and was flatly denied special treatment by the airport staff.
Eventually, Cruz was re-booked on a nighttime flight back to DC (after he and the gate supervisor exchanged sex toys and tapes of their B4 experiences this year). Rumors of them trading blowjobs could not be substantiated.
When asked by reporters about the video swap, Cruz flatly denied everything - of course! Politicians always deny EVERYTHING! Then, when asked why he was in Bozeman at all, Cruz asked "Who said I was in Bozeman? Why would I go to Bozeman, MT?" - He stormed away, though, when one of his aides pointed out that he was stading in the Bozeman airport at the time.
NOTE: This story was written in raphjd-style - only I'm going to unravel it for you:
- Cruz really was in Bozeman, MT - so all the complaints that my "story" was all made up will point back to that fact being true
- Cruz really did miss his flight on Sunday
- Cruz really did cause a scene - so much so that the cops were called by airport personnel!
- Cruz really was wearing a mask - an ongoing FAA requirement
- Cruz really did catch a later flight
So, maybe the rest was a level of minor embellishment - it made the story so much more entertaining, no?
Still, the overall story is completely TRUE!
I linked to the newspaper article above!!! -
What kind of a soyboy wears a mask? Is Raphael a secret communist?
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As far as I know, you are still required to wear a mask on public transport, such as planes and trains.
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@gerggently said in Sen Ted Cruz spotted in Montana airport throwing a fit & wearing a MASK!:
What kind of a soyboy wears a mask? Is Raphael a secret communist?
As noted in the posting:
- Cruz really was wearing a mask - an ongoing FAA requirement
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Never thought I'd see the champion of the little guy give in so easily to bog gubmint.
