Between the cheeks is definitely one of the more difficult places to attain with a shaver, and I enjoy anyone who sanctions my laziness. However, I'm also a bigger fan of shaved people (but to each his own, right?).
I follow the teachings of that one comedian, body hair may have been necessary once, but if you aren't riding a stegosaurus to my bedroom, I'd prefer you had removed it. 
Trimming is probably the best way to go if you continue experiencing that irritation, usually known as razor bumps. Warm water or anything else that softens the skin, or aloe Vera and other things that soothe the skin, are likely beneficial as well. I've also heard that, and attempted, scrubbing the skin around these areas more vigorously to attempt to dispel the chance of hair getting caught underneath it…
Razor bumps are due to the way hair is curved, and how is it shaved away. If you stretch your skin when you shave, you're likely to trim off so much of your hairs that they will slide completely under your skin when you are finished. Having a curve, underneath your epidermis, and now having a sharp edge (because these hairs are often cut at an angle), the hairs will then dig into your epidermis and continue to grow there. The colloquial term for the inflamed skin around the ingrown hair, which usually occurs in a patch at a time, is what you're experiencing. Heck though, I've also had hair grow parallel with others, just under the surface of the epidermis until they break free.
So, umm, the things I've used and seen others use are Lavender and Moroccan Argan Oil.
The only difference between this and, say, satanism or the WBC might be that the Spaghetti church is committed to being a tongue-in-cheek parody of religion, while the other two seem genuinely invested in giving any religion a bad name, and other religious people a reason to be shunned by the "more enlightened and intelligent" public. Sneaky sneaky!
I know the people behind Truecrypt insinuated that you should switch from Truecrypt to BitLocker. That is a load of bull. Microsoft is partners with the NSA and even makes corporate versions of Outlook easier to snoop.
And if that isn't evidence enough, the recently disbanded Truecrypt team also told Linux users to use whatever, and told Mac users just to put their stuff into an unencrypted, unprotected container.
Basically, literally doing nothing is as good as using BitLocker to hide your sensitive files.
It is so dependent on the material. I've got my own personal favorite words that sound degrading if used in public conversations, but turn me on amazingly in bed. That's how words should work…. I'm your horny little fucktoy/slut in bed, but in public we're friends and equals.
Getting ahold of the right directions, that's a little harder. If you want something you aren't getting, ask for it in a lewd manner, such as "spread your legs and show me that tight little hole of yours", or "come over here and take advantage of my ass!"
In the middle of sex, I have trouble thinking of sexy talk. "Pound my, umm, asshole... with your peepee!!!!!"
Yaoi is awesome, even better if it's uncensored, in color, and has twinks/fems/traps, and has been animated.
You are not alone.
If my experiences with fake weed are anything like yours with poppers, you may want to quit while you're ahead. Analogues will always work worse than the original, and have more undesirable side effects.
Be careful.
Different strokes for different folks, I'm all about people protecting things to their comfort level. My friends are so terrified of the porn I keep on my phone that they're extremely cautious about even picking it up.
Windows Movie Maker is often "good enough", but don't botch the movie with anything ridiculous or overused… basic transitions and a non-default, but subtle, font should do.
Also look into Microsoft Photo Story. It turns any picture set into a movie, complete with generated music, that would nestle into a History Channel documentary. And yes, you can narrate over it too.
Any other method of video hiding is extremely transparent… a friend with WinDirStat will find your videos, make a copy, and fap to them when you aren't looking. Just sayin'.
I used to live by Any Video Converter, but choosing and then experimenting with settings can be difficult!
I haven't converted anything for a while, unless it was straight from a DVD video source (which Handbrake is great for).
Check out this community contributed list of converters for more ideas.
http://alternativeto.net/software/media-convert/
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