I've been told by a friend of mine who did research on fertility that mango gives it a sweet taste and asparagus makes it taste more bitter.

The Brexit took out all the momentum. Nothing will change as usual.

He's one of the most despicable US politicians, it's no surprise he'd use this to his advantage.

Four men got together at a reunion.
All of them had sons and they started discussing them.
The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned a factory, manufacturing furniture.
Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.
The second man said his son was doing just as well. He was a manager at a car sales firm. 
Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari.
The third man said his was doing well too. He was a manager at a bank.
Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house.
The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't amounted to much.
But he must be doing something right because,just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari by his friends!

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. 
A cab stopped and picked her up. 
During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. 
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. 
I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything." The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job." She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions.You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic." Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes!I'm single and I'm Catholic!" The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley." 
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. 
Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying. 
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?" He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I'm married and I'm Jewish!" The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. 
So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. 
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. 
The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. 
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! 
I said I needed a hand saw!". 
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

Three friends – two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. 
A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife.  St. Peter shook his head sadly.
"I can't let you in. You loved money too much.  You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either.
You loved food too much.  You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."