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Posts made by PUTIPUELCA
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RE: Do you like Gay4Pay actors or actors who are actually gay IRL?
I dont care, some G4P actors are more passionate and active than their gay counterparts honestly.
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RE: If you're given the chance to have sex with any porn star, who would you do?
Ooh! Hot topic! ;D
Mine would change too it's tough to stick to just one or two- but right now I'd love to have a crack at Blake Mitchell, and a close second for me would be Gino Mosca! :cheesy2:
I agree about Gino Mosca, he's too cute :cheesy2:
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RE: How to pretend to be straight
Or maybe you can come out of it, why don't you? =x
And besides, why do people have to care wether you go out with someone or wether you are alone? What I really can say about that is give limits to people… you don't have to justify yourself to everyone, not even to you parents.You do while you live and are dependent of them.
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Anyone dislike giving blowjobs?
I just cant fell good doing it, doesnt feel natural.. I never tell this to anyone though.
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RE: Do you feel disgusted after you masturbate to porn?
It seems like every time I masturbate to porn, I feel a sense of disgust after I climax.
It's like this:
I'm horny and I want to watch some porn. My emotions are positive as I start masturbating…I'm enjoying myself...It feels good...I continue to feel great until I climax. After cumming, my feelings/thoughts turn completely 180 degrees...I feel disgusted, ashamed, dirty, like I did something wrong.Anybody else feel this way or used to? How do you stop these negative feelings?
Like others that was a feeling I felt early in my life, not anymore thought.
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Certificate of heterosexuality
From an Spanish Church: http://www.iglesiadelfinal.com/certificado-de-heterosexualidad/
Tired of being questioned by your manhood? Do you want to be sure you can find a job? Do you need to show the parents of your rib(they call women "ribs") that you are not diverted? The Church of the End of the Times offers you the solution!
Get your Certificate of Heterosexuality issued by our Church and signed by the Prophet Andres de la Barra, the holiest man on Earth, the closest and closest to God. If you are rib, you can also access the Certificate of Heterosexuality, only with a small extra charge.
Values for the Certificate of Heterosexuality:
Certificate for men: US $ 500.00
Certificate for Ribs: U $ 750.00The validity of the Certificate is 5 years for males and 3 years for ribs.
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Looking for suggestions of good thrillers or adventures
Not really erotic but just good stories.. especially adventures, like treasure-hunting Indiana Jones types or journeys to unknown places.. does a book like this exist with a gay/bi main character who meets a male lover along the story?
Thanks
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Most "beautiful" porn star
Not sure what other word to use, attractive doesn't sound quite right but the ones with the most natural beauty unrelated to the way they handle themselves.. so "pretty boys" technically.
Rick Fontana
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Offensive jokes
The vilest.
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Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
I fucked this retarded chick last night. I wanted my first time to be special.
My ex girlfriend rang me up to say that she was HIV positive.
The trick is to always act surprised.
What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.
How did the nun lose her virginity
she was raped
Child alone in his room, playing with his toys, when BAM! A time machine appears. “Johnny! I’m you from the future!” “Really? Oh boy! What do I grow up to be?!”
“A pedophile,” older Johnny says as he locks the door.
Tommy asks his friend: "So what did you get for Christmas?"
His friends replies: "I got a bike, a go kart, a quadbike, an xbox 360 with 30 games, a PlayStation 3 with 30 games, an electric guitar, a drum kit, a new PC, a laptop, a surround sound entertainment centre, a new watch, loads of clothes, loads of sweets, a holiday around the world, and loads more!"
To which Tommy replies: "Aww, I wish I had Leucemia" -
Dad
My dad always warned me about anal sex… "Son," he'd say, "this is going to hurt."
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How do you make a gay man scream twice?
Fuck him and then wipe your dick on his curtains.
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RE: Doctor Strange, one shirtless scene. some muscle henchmen
The villain is strangely attractive as well.