Posts made by mufum69

I pretty well sit around the house naked most of the time

Nope haven't had one since mine expired in 2001

TPBM can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps

no they'll just have to die of their own doing

For a million would you swim through a pool of excrement

run naked downtown

make love to a vampire with a monkey on your knee or eat a bag of jelly beans

Wishing everyone a Happy and Healthy new year in 2017

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I'd take that chance yes

For $1,000,000.00 would kiss the head of a cobra

One or the other but I'll say Meat

Hairy or smooth

Yes I do

TPBM can make his own Chinese dumplings like I just made  ;D

Probably.  ;D

For a million $ would you have sex with a 90 year old granny  :afr:

Nope

TPBM has had many speeding tickets

beach

cereal or toast

Nope, but then I've had a lot of years at it 

I've been clean & sober for 17 years

More than likely not. maybe for $2 million  :afr:

For a million you would saw off your own leg  :crazy2:

No came close though when i just came across a bad barber

TPBM has faked an orgasm before just to get rid of the guy they were stuck with

I don't own any either. Made some back in the day but these days it's not on my agenda to use them.

Probably not since they would take me for the million dollars  :afr:

For a million dollars you would live on the street for 6 months

Oh ya. Way too much  ;D

TPBM wants a pet in the new year

Can't say I truly believe but I also don't disbelieve. So I'm on the fence about that.

TPBM likes to get funky and gets their toe tapping every time they hear a disco tune  :cheers:

That's too bad.
I used it in the past and it killed them all.
You need to keep it going for about 10 days.
The flies generally lay eggs so once you catch them you think you're done then a day later they're back
That's why you need to have the trap near your sink for 10 days or so