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There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground with his cock sticking out of his pants! The cowboy gets off his horse and asks, "What are you doing?", to which the Indian replies, "Me tell time! Penis acts as sundial." The cowboy in disbelief says, "Ok, what time is it?" The Indian looks down at his "3:35…" "That's amazing, you are right!" the cowboy says in amazement. So he hops onto his horse and keeps going.

Riding along further, he sees the same thing, gets off his horse, and thinking the last Indian was a fluke, asks this one the time. The Indian looks down at his "one eyed bandit" and says "4:40". The cowboy is stunned, the time was right again! Shaking his head he hops back ontohis horse and rides again.

After riding a while again, he sees yet another Indian on the ground with his "bald headed champ" except he was jerking off. The cowboy hops offhis horse and says, "And what are you doing?" to which the Indian replies, "Me winding clock."

:cheers:I am so glad to hear you are doing well!!! :cheers:

I like the scars. I have many of my own. All boring stories. From the looks of yours you can create a really cool story about being in a knife fight or something and then tell them the real story   I had planned to call again but have waited to make sure we could actually talk this time. Will call you soon tho. Have fun with the rest of your recovery and I hope you will be back on the leash quickly


ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Toronto will host the World Pride event in 2014 after winning a vote
among gay delegates at the international InterPride Conference in Florida.

Toronto beat its main rival for the event, Stockholm, on Sunday to win the hosting duties.

Tracey Sandilands, executive director of Pride Toronto, told Toronto television station CP24 that
Toronto captured 77 votes to Stockholm's 61 in the first round of voting, eliminating Stockholm.

But that wasn't enough for the two-thirds majority needed to win the right to host the political
and cultural event, she said.

A second vote of yes or no gave Toronto a 78 per cent endorsement, said Sandilands.

Pride Toronto officials said that this summer's Pride Week drew an estimated one million people
to Toronto and contributed $136 million to the city's economy.

"World Pride is going to be about five times bigger," said Sandilands.

A delegation of 10 people went to Florida to present Toronto's bid, including representatives
from Pride Toronto, Tourism Toronto and Toronto police.

The Toronto event will be the fourth scheduled World Pride since the event's inception in Rome
in 2000.

World Pride promotes lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender issues on an international level
through parades, festivals, and other cultural activities.

The next one is set for just prior to the Olympic and Paralympic Games in London, England in
2012.


Toronto is already planning the festivities for when it hosts the World Pride event in 2014.

The city beat out Stockholm to host the international political and cultural event that promotes lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender issues.

Mark Singh, chair of the city's World Pride committee, said the festival will highlight the acceptance of the gay community by Canadians.

So far the program calls for an opening ceremony with a parade of nations and an international human rights conference. There will also be an AIDS candlelight vigil along with three parades including a Trans March, a Dyke March and Pride Parade.

The 2014 events will replace the city's usual Pride Week, and will be scheduled to celebrate Canada Day and the U.S. Independence Day.

Toronto resident Matthew Middleton celebrated Sunday's announcement on Church Street. "This is fantastic for strictly gay tourism, and for showing how accepting a city we are," Middleton said.
Toronto a 'gay-friendly' city: Rae

Organizers estimate that it will cost $10 million to host the international event. Coun. Kyle Rae said he hopes Ottawa will help cover part of the cost.

"I would expect the federal government would get on board and highlight our achievements as an equity-seeking society," Rae said.

Rae said the decision to give the event to Toronto is a reflection of the city's reputation as a gay-friendly city.

"I think people in other jurisdictions recognize that there's something speical in Toronto," Rae said.

Pride Toronto officials said last summer's Pride Week contributed more than $100 million to the province's economy. Organizers said World Pride could contribute five times that much.


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A few more…..

A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.

Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about:"

"Driving home, I saw this young guy, looking poor and tired, I offered him a ride. He was hungry, so I brought him home and fed him some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator."

"His shoes were worn out so I gave him a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style."

"He was cold so I gave him that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you."

"His trousers were worn out so I gave him a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore."

"Then as he was about to leave the house, he paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your lover doesn't use anymore?"

"And so, here we are!"

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@leatherbear:

BEAUTIFUL BUTTS!!!!!

Is this buffet all you can eat ? 'Cause I am gonna be here a while!! :crazy2:

Translation : I Love Bears!!!

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Good Eating!!!!

HAPPY DIWALI

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

A night of tall tales begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is!!"

"Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing."

"I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me."

"I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy, silent for a moment, then slowly rises, whips out his pecker and stirs the coals.

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file.

"Your father's the reason for your elongated penises ?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother?" the doctor asked. "You idiot, women don't have penises!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."

_WOOF!!!!_Loving this thread!!! :jaj: