No sirree - not in the least! No Suzie Homemaker here - I never developed that area of the gay stereotype (although both of my gay brothers did - go figure. lol). It takes me an hour to sew a button on something, I can hardly keep a plant alive, and I DETEST cooking and baking (but love eating. Erp :afr:). When I was going for a hospitality degree I was mandated classes in culinary, baking, etc, but almost every chef heading every class made me swear I would NEVER work in a kitchen. :blink:

The person below me loves to shave his balls… 

Fozzie? No, but I totally would - he's awesome!  :cheesy2: Although, to be honest, were I given options, he would probably rank lower than Gonzo, Animal, or Beaker…    I actually DID have a Muppet I slept with regularly, though, a <cough cough="">couple years ago: Ernie. He was my good buddy...  :cheers: :love: Admittedly, though, that was before I hit puberty and before I started to appreciate the Fozzier - uh, I mean fuzzier - side of life...  ;D  Hehe

The person below me prefers admiring circumcised cock to uncircumcised...  >:D</cough>

Yup - but as a top.  ;D  As a bottom, I love both!  :love:

The person below me is naturally smooth, with very little body hair.

Uh, nope… That ship has sailed....many times over.  ::)

The person below me has a fetish that's a little embarrassing... but not too much to share it here... >:D

No, I haven't downloaded two of them… I've downloaded eight.  :blink:  Hehe!

The person below me - and a partner - have fallen asleep after having sex... without even pulling out...  :cheesy2: :love:

I wish!  :cry2:  Although it's not for lack of trying… but no success, yet. Every time I've tried one of the tops can't stay hard, or we don't get the position right, or whatever... But someday I will be successful.

Ironically, even though I'm pretty much all bottom, I WAS one of the tops in a DP once, several years ago, when I was in my 20's. I played with a couple, and the older of the two just directed me as to what to do, and it was fun...!  :cool2:

The person below me is a smoker.

Actually, I did once, although it was really as misunderstanding. I was 19 and deeply closeted, and petrified to walk into a gay bar, so I was wandering outside. A VERY hot older man (like 30 probably  ::) - oh, the impressions of youth…lol) offered to take me to his place. When we got there, he verified that $250 was the right price.    So, I took the money...hehe

The person below me has dressed in drag in the last two years.

I know this isn't a recent topic, but the pics guys posted certainly deserve to be seen and enjoyed! I have four loads in me as I type this, and I simply love the blissful feeling that cums (ahem - sorry, couldn't help it… ::)) along with that! Quality is always better than quantity, but quantity still fills me up in a pinch... hehe  :cheers: This time I have both!

@martin526:

This guy really looks an Alpha male

Actually, I think your profile pic looks more "alpha male" than the model you were talking about. Honestly, though, I would bend over and allow the man in either picture to take complete control…  :cool2:

I don't think any of the posters are condoning catfishing of anybody (with the glaring possible exception of the OP, of course  ::)), as that is simply a malicious and cowardly act, and the world is better off without creating more of that sort of negativity. I think the expressions of shock that the victim is his brother probably points more toward the fact that we really should protect our own family member from the evils of the world rather than point them toward him. :blink:

Hopefully it's just someone trolling for a reaction, and not actually anything happening in real life…