Keep trying? Don't mind if I do.
Until I am able to accomodate a fist (or even just that butt plug that I bought while thinking to myself "That's a large one?", 5 years on I have yet to manage it & so that's 5 years without a butt plug in me because I won't accept defeat, stubborn, who me?) I will just have to satisfy myself (giggle) with the knowledge that although girth is not my forte I have yet to find the length where I have said "That's too far". On more than one occasion I have wondered about monetizing my abilities (hey, they do say you should like your job) but have never been sure how to contact the drug cartels and let them know of my capabilities.