Hay algunas que hacen gracia y que en alguna ocasión hasta yo mismo me he reído de que me las hayan hecho (con respuesta similares a las que ponéis, cortantes sobre todo), pero hay una que me pone de los nervios y que me enfada mucho: la primera
1. ¿Quién es la mujer en la relación?
R. Es obvio que no hay mujeres en una relación homosexual, los dos son hombres.
No soporto que me hagan esa pregunta y siempre contesto de muy mala manera si alguien me la hace.
Tengo ritmo y buena escucha, pero no bailo bien… aunque tampoco me importa: no me da ninguna vergüenza, si me lo estoy pasando bien 
I'm downloading and seeding with no problem:
downloading: 3.1MB/s
uploading: 1.3MB/s
It's true that some days ago the upload ratio was higher than in the last two or three days (and I'm seeding new torrents, freeleechers, etc.)
Most of the times I shower after having sex, or shower while having sex
I rarely have a shower before having sex.
Not so difficult, man… I've got good sex with my boyfriend ;D
(One of my favorite The Smiths' songs for you, AngelK :))
The Smiths - Reel Around the Fountain
Youtube Video
"I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But take me to the haven of your bed
Was something that you never said
Two lumps, please
You're the bee's knees
But so am I"
¡Qué poco dormís!
Hay que dormir más… al menos las 8 horas que los médicos dicen que son necesarias para funcionar
qué miedo todo… :crazy2: menos lo de los sementales ;D
Cuando veis porno hetero (los que veis porno hetero, claro), ¿qué es lo que más os calienta?: ¿os calienta ver cómo el tío folla a la tía?, ¿o la polla del tío? ¿o la tía chupándosela al tío?…
Porque a mi no me pone nada, nada...
Suena bien, si es lo que buscas… hay gente que no busca relaciones estables y son igual de felices
Pues yo no, @Leoi, y he tenido la oportunidad de participar con mi chico en un trío y a ninguno de los dos nos apetece hacer algo así… seremos unos "clásicos" en el siglos XXI, jajaja 
Otro que me vuelve loco es Dante Colle… madre mía, qué tío! :cheesy2: :cheesy2:
R3HAB & ZAYN & Jungleboi - Flames
Youtube Video
"If I go, let me go
And don't you follow me, let me go
I will let you down, let me go
Even if your heart can't take it
Light me up in flames
Light me up in"
ZAYN - LIKE I WOULD
Youtube Video
"It's okay to want me, 'cause I want you
Been thinkin' it over, but I'm through
So stop wasting all my time, messing with my mind
It's cold-hearted, cold-hearted"
(and I end up my Green Day day with one of my favorites ever :))
Green Day - Waiting
Youtube Video
"I've been waiting a long time
For this moment to come
I'm destined
For anything, at all
Downtown lights will be shining
On me like a new diamond
Ring out under the midnight hour
Oh, no one can touch me now
And I can't turn my back
It's too late ready or not at all
I'm so much closer than
I have ever known
Wake up"
( ;D ;D ;D Yeah, it has been a Green Day day for me today ;))
Green Day - Basket Case
Youtube Video"Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?"Would it be a Green Day day for you?
–-
Roman IV
14x7x4Fabric - 01: Craig Richards
Green Day - Basket Case
Youtube Video
"Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?"
Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
Youtube Video
"Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends"
Green Day - American Idiot
Youtube Video
"Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue"
A Victory Of Love - Alphaville
Youtube Video
"Counting
I count every second
And I'm standing
I stand in the rain, I walk up that lane
Which leads to the sunshine
She stands in the sunshine
She's closing her eyes
Then she takes me away and she's pulling the strings
When she's playing with love
She's playing with love"
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