Where are the links to his videos? I can't find them

I would recommend Zorin OS to you. It is designed to be as comfortable for Windows users as possible, and it includes WINE, which will let you run most Windows programs.
http://zorinos.com/

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What about Paul Ryan? I can't believe nobody's brought him up

Easily the LG G4. The expandable memory combined with android 6.0's Flex Storage means up to 2.32TB of internal storage. Plus, you can get a Zerolemon extended 8500mah battery and go days without charging.