@thebartender:

Relatively the asshole is cleaner than the mouth.
As long as the hole is cleaned well.

No it isn't.

How would that even make on the most basic level? Shit is associated with disease for a reason.

@yababylol:

It's been about a year since I got it out of my system (for now), but I had a good run of no-strings fun between 2014 and 2015. I've had success with Growlr, Scruff, and Grindr … in that order. Growlr because I'm in pretty high demand on that app (grr!), and have met my most permanent fuck buddies from. Scruff was hit and miss for me, mostly miss.

Grindr ... well, it was said that it was the "fastest" way to hook up, and I think that was true. It's just that worrying so much about speed seems about desperation to me (and I don't judge, I've been there), and you might find yourself just accepting a blatant anonymous fuck offer just for the convenience of it with a guy you normally wouldn't consider remotely attractive. Then again ... I had the most amazing sex with the most amazingly perfect-my-type guy with someone I met on Grindr. We've texted back and forth a few times over the last year, talking about meeting up again ... but it always falls through when it comes to me committing to it, for some reason. :-S

I also think it's regional, to be honest. Some areas might be very heavy into Scruff and not use Grindr much, some vice versa, etc. Just download them all (I know it sounds slutty, but let's be real ... you want to get laid within a short timespan by someone you find attractive ... so you are being kind of slutty.  You can get a better and faster hookup by casting a wide net), and switch back and forth once you've decided to cruise. You'll probably see a lot of the same guys on all the apps, too, so you'll know you're not alone. One of those guys might even be the one you end up pounding.

Good luck.

So why didn't you start a relationship with that guy?

All of them are an invasion of privacy. Especially the 'mandatory pic' ones.

It's pretty natural to want to come inside your partner, using a condom or otherwise. The only people to practice coitus interruptus are porn stars.

Bicycling.

Antony Starr from Banshee.

Yeah, I've written some stuff in my native language. It's fun, gets you to process certain things, reach another stage in your psychological development.

Ballbusting, as in slapping them? Does anyone really like that?

I would not, because:

a. porn is mostly waiting around for the cameraman to get into position, meaning the sex is unnatural and unpleasant
b. you would run the risk of catching STDs
c. people would be able to see you naked whenever they felt like it.

The porn industry is also pretty exploitive. You'll end up cast aside within a couple of years.

Some guys call pull it off. Like those bear paws on the chest, or something on the bicep (that isn't a ring around it). But mostly it's just pretty tasteless. It doesn't make them look better, just sad and desperate to fit in. As if they had to get a tattoo in order to get a personality.