Boneanza
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WHY has there never been a gay parody of BONANZA (Boneanza)?
The cast would include
Ben
Adam
Hoss
"Little" Joe
Hop Sing
Sheriff Roy Coffee
CandySheriff Coffee could arrest Little Joe for jay walking. The jail cell's lock is easy to pick, so when Roy falls asleep, Little Joe attempts to escape, but right as Little Joe is about to leave the jail, Hop Sing opens the door to see what is going on because the bartender told him that Little Joe had been arrested. Seeing Little Joe out of his cell, Sheriff Coffee assumes that Hop Sing came by to break Little Joe out of jail! Hop Sing says "No No! Mister Ben send me to bail out Mister Joe!" Roy replies "Then why in tarnation is he already out of his cell? Oh, nevermind - just give me the bail money. Let's see, the bail for jay walking is 15 cents". Hop Sing searches his pockets, and realizes that he spent all the money Mister Ben gave him buying groceries to feed Hoss. Hop Sing says "Me no have money! So sorry Mister Joe! I go quick and get Mister Adam from the bar!" Roy replies "A-ha! you didn't have any bail money! You was fixin' to break Little Joe out of jail, and darn tootin' if you didn't nearly gets away with it! Now I'm gonna mosey out to the Cartwright Ranch and have a talk with old Ben about this!" (what they did not know, is that Roy and Ben were longtime lovers, and used any excuse to get together and fuck!) Roy says "Hmm... now how can I keep you two in this lockup whiles I'm out at the Ponderosa? I got it! You strip nekkid as a jaybird Mr. JAY WALKER! Then you ain't be fixin' to go outside this jail with nothing on but the smile on your face!" Roy leaves to go fuck Ben, and Hop Sing says "while here, I take care of you Mister Joe! I bring my massage oils! I show you what I learn at the Chinese monastery from number one Kung Fu Grasshopper Kwai Chang Caine!" Joe is all oiled up, and getting massaged, and gets a boner. Hop Sing laughs and says "Now know why you called "Little Joe!" haha!" In walks deputy Candy, who just returned from the saloon and is drunk. He sees Little Joe naked and oiled up and says "Mmm, that's a mighty fine little ass you got there Little Joe! I feel obliged to spread them there butt cheeks of your'n, and sees if you gots a nice pink boypussy for Ol' Candy's cock!"
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