Florida Man strikes again
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Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust
A 28-year-old Florida Man was arrested May 4, 2022 for allegedly battering his ex-boyfriend during a predawn confrontation about penises, according to a criminal complaint.
Cops report that Kyle Elias Perez--who shares a St. Petersburg, FL residence with the 37-year-old victim--woke up his now-ex at 5:15 AM and confronted the victim for “not having any compassion for [Perez’s] desire for uncircumcised penises.”
Investigators noted that Perez, who apparently is circumcised, screamed at the victim for “having no compassion for the arrested’s mutilated genitals.”
Perez, cops say, then grabbed the victim’s arm and struck the man in the face, causing “visible injuries to arm and face.” Perez also allegedly scratched the victim while pulling his hair.
When officers arrived on the scene, Perez fled the residence on foot and hid behind a vehicle in a rear alley. After being apprehended, Perez reportedly stated that the victim’s account of the incident was correct, and that “he and his ex-boyfriend/victim were arguing over uncircumcised penis.”
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So much crap happens in Fla, it's a wonder the other 49 States haven't EVICTED us!
