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      flozen last edited by

      Just to comment that the answers from Cuervos are so damn funny:

      Kill Jake Tapper with a spoon.   :cheesy2:

      http://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/10_Ways_To_Kill_A_Person_With_A_Spoon

      Fuck Channing Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress:   😊

      http://toofab.com/2017/11/21/pink-channing-tatum-beautiful-trauma-music-video-drag-pills/

      But now, back to JA's superheroes question, and a note that if you're a "virgin" and new to the game, just check out the rules in the first post.  It's not hard to do, and no one will bite unless you ask them to.

      Fuck, Marry, Kill these superheroes:

      Iron Man, Captain America, Thor

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        flozen last edited by

        Fuck:  Chris Hewsworth / Thor (Ragnarok)… http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/10/980x490/landscape-1489057053-thor-ragnarok-chris-hemsworth-gladiator-short-hair.jpg

        Marry:  Chris Evans / Captain America… https://www.selectspecs.com/fashion-lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-20-at-3.01.32-PM-1050x706.png

        Kill:  Robert Downey Jr. / Iron Man… https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5722860752bcd05c658bf990/image.jpg

        It's not an age thing, I just think RD has changed his personality – more affected -- since hitting the "big bucks."

        Fuck, Marry, Kill:  Hunky daddy-age actors Idris Elba, Javier Bardem, Jon Hamm

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          JohnAllenson last edited by

          Fuck Javier Bardem
          Marry Idris Ebla
          Kill John Hamm

          Adam Beach, Alex Merez, Tahmoh Pennikett

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          • Cuervos626
            Cuervos626 last edited by

            Get fucked raw by Alex Meraz while biting on his nipples.
            Marry Pennikett in an hangar.
            Kill Adam with a water gun.

            FMK Lord of the Rings Cast: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen & Viggo Mortensen

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              JohnAllenson last edited by

              The LOTR cast I would have asked.  (I have not the slightest interest in those three.)

              Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
              Marry - Elijah Wood
              Kill - Andy Serkis

              Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

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                flozen last edited by

                @JohnAllenson:

                Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
                Marry - Elijah Wood
                Kill - Andy Serkis

                Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

                I have the same F M K order for them, JA, perhaps we had the same general notions:

                Fuck Dominic Monaghan – a lot of man, thought not tall, he is killing it in Preacher.
                Marry Elijah Wood – quite adorable in LOTR and now, on BBC's Dirk Gently.
                Kill Andy Serkis – needs no make-up to reprise role in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

                With great apology, I haven't watched one minute of the Twilight series.  So, for the sake of choice, here's that F M K:

                Twilight Series cuties Edward, Jacob, Emmet

                or, choose

                Singers Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Enrique Iglesias

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                  JohnAllenson last edited by

                  Enrique Inglesias - Fuck.  He's adorable and the only one of the three whose music i've ever listened to.
                  Adam Levine - Marry.  My mother would prefer I find a Nice Jewish Boy to settle down with.  And the man knows how to dress.
                  Justin Timberlake - Kill.  He was in a Boy Band.

                  Will and Grace characters.  Will Truman, Jack MacFarlane, Vince D'Angelo

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                    flozen last edited by

                    Of course, Will is Eric McCormack and Jack is Sean Hayes.  No photos needed.

                    Vince D'Angelo is the cop, (played by Bobby Carnivale), Will's love interest:
                    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/willgrace/images/5/56/Vince_dangelo.png

                    Fuck:  Vince D'Angelo (don't want to be a "cop's wife" – the worry!)
                    Marry:  Will Truman  (handsome and dependable -- perhaps why they chose "tru-man"?)
                    Kill:  Jack McFarland  (not enough duct tape in the world to silence him.)

                    More musical men:  Ricky Martin, John Mayer, Lenny Kravitz

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                      JohnAllenson last edited by

                      You always pick groups with a single Jew. 😉

                      Fuck - Ricky Martin - I met him and his boyfriend once several years ago.
                      Marry - Lenny Kravitz.  I can crochet him a yarmulka that'll stay on top of his hair
                      Kill - John Mayer.  I have no idea what his music is.

                      Some Fun musicians:  Nat Ruess, Andrew Dost, Jack Antonoff

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                        flozen last edited by

                        Goodness, I am zero-for-three in knowing who these chaps are!  I need to get out of the house a bit more.   :blink:

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                          JohnAllenson last edited by

                          They are Fun.
                          http://ournameisfun.com/

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                            flozen last edited by

                            In this video of FUN (am I the only one asking, "Who?") they are ordered, from left of monitor, as Andrew, Nate and Jack.

                            Youtube Video

                            I can only grade on looks.  F:  Nate  M:  Andrew  K:  Jack

                            Frozen at age 35: actors Rob Lowe, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves

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                            • Cuervos626
                              Cuervos626 last edited by

                              Marry Keanu, Fuck Lowe and Kill Bacon. Doing it all in that order, so I can be unfaithful to Keanu.

                              FMK: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme

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                                flozen last edited by

                                Ah, Cuervos, no panties today?   😊

                                I 'm grabbing this FMK for its simplicity (to me, anyway).

                                Fuck:  Bruce Lee, endlessly, endlessly.
                                Marry:  Jackie Chan, I could see that.
                                Auto-kill:  Van Damme.  Steroid-induced peanut testicles.

                                FMK – the "gone too soon" edition:

                                River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Brandon Lee

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                                  JohnAllenson last edited by

                                  I don't want to kill any of them

                                  Fuck - River Phoenix
                                  Marry - Heath Ledger
                                  Kill by growing old after a long life - Brandon Lee

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                                  • Cuervos626
                                    Cuervos626 last edited by

                                    I would switch to kill Heath and marry Brandon instead, by the way, since John didn't leave us a trio, here I bring:
                                    FMK: Adam Levine, Eminem, will.i.am

                                    And I don't wear panties! At least not yet, maybe next year. Tho I really like some kinky underwear.

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                                      flozen last edited by

                                      Thanks for adding a new trio, C.  (JA gets so forgetful when he's busy not murdering.)

                                      Fuck:  Eminem, in full white trash mode.
                                      Marry:  will.i.am, he's chill and… um... hot.
                                      Kill:  Adam Levine, trying much too hard.

                                      F, M, K:  British/Irish actors

                                      Colin Farrell
                                      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4NzM5NDk0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzAzMTUxNw@@.V1_UY317_CR3,0,214,317_AL.jpg

                                      Charlie Hunnam
                                      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE5NjE5Mzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI5MDE1Ng@@.V1_UY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL.jpg

                                      Michael Fassbender 
                                      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk0NjM2MTE5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIxMzcyNw@@.V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL.jpg

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                                        JohnAllenson last edited by

                                        Same order
                                        Fuck - Colin Farrell
                                        Marry - Charlie Hunnam
                                        Kill - Michael Fassbinder

                                        X-Men (no not Caitlyn Jenner)

                                        Cyclops, Wolverine, Iceman

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                                        • Cuervos626
                                          Cuervos626 last edited by

                                          Marry Cyclops then cheat on him (Yeah, same as Jane) with Wolverine. Kill Iceman with a hair dryer.

                                          FMK (Long hair version): Brad Pitt, Rupert Grint and -always fabulous- Fabio.

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                                            flozen last edited by

                                            Hmm.  That's a wide range of ages and types, but it's gotta be done.  Long-haired…

                                            Fuck: Rupert Grint.  One shag with the shaggy redhead will do.
                                            Marry:  Brad Pitt.  Hopefully recovered from "Brangelina."
                                            Kill:  Fabio.  At any age, he projects ultra-high maintenance.

                                            Celebrities and their spouses, F, M, K.  You become a threesome.  Each pair gets the same fate.  No mix-and-match!   :police:  And a few words why they deserved their fates.

                                            Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

                                            Lance Bass & Michael Turchin  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

                                            Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

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