Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game
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In this game, there are always three people for you to consider. You must choose one to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill. In that order.
Responses can be in sentence form, or stacked, as in
Fuck:
Marry:
Kill:A person answers, and then gives three new choices to end his post. It’s that simple!
Creativity is welcome, but it’s easiest to pick three people from the same “category”: actors, musicians, athletes, politicians, porn stars, historical figures, fictional characters, etc. Your trio can be serious, or silly!
You might have to fuck the best of three bad choices. Will you marry someone for looks, money, or compatibility? And you might kill with great regret, or glee. Making it hard for the next person to choose is a fun part of the game.
Tell us WHY you made some of your choices. Or, leave us wondering what makes you tick.
Let’s begin.
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Talk show hosts Carson Daly, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel.
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I'd fuck Collin Jost. Anytime. Anywhere. On camera if that was the price.
I'd marry Seth Meyers (you can't have 'em Flozen). God, I'd love to wake up next to him and fall asleep beside him.
I'd kill Trevor Noah for killing The Daily Show.
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Excellent, ct! You ran with the talk show idea and went rogue (lol) with similar hosts. I would have different plans for Trevor Noah, although I agree the Daily Show is not what it once was.
Now, you left us hanging without three new choices for the next post – that's how the thread rolls along!
So, allow me to offer a trio, and after they get F, M and K, three more new people should go at the end of that same post. (You're encouraged to try again, ct, we're very loose that way.)
Athletes Michael Phelps, David Beckham, Roger Federer.
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Ah, I get it.
Let's see, I'd totally bottom for Michael Phelps,
I'm having breakfast in bed with my new hubby David Beckham
and killing off Roger Federer because I just don' like his face.
You can chose the version you like best but who would you kill, marry, fuck: Batman, Superman, Aquaman?
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Only the comic book versions.
Marry - Superman - he's a grown-up boyscout who works for a living.
Fuck - Aquaman
Kill - Batman - it would be euthenasia to put him out of his clinical depression.One that I've been waiting to be asked that I'll answer myself. RuPaul Drag Race season 7
Marry - Trixie Mattel, husband material
Fuck - Pearl (How the hell did he tuck THAT)
Kill - Ginger MinjFor you: Star Trek Voyager Characters: Chakotay, Tom Paris, Harry Kim
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Great, a franchise I didn't knew much about, next one I'll provide a longer response.
Marry - Tom Paris
Fuck - Harry Kim
Kill - ChakotayI leave you: Matthew Morrison, Mark Salling & Darren Criss.
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(Just a side note to John A's RuPaul F,M,K: I have met the multi-season bad-girl Shangela at NYC Gay Pride. She's a Kill in her show persona, but in real life, a Fuck or Marry.)
Now, I DO know a lot about Star Trek: Voyager, so I'm going to add my two cents there…
Fuck: Chakotay
Marry: Harry Kim
Kill: Tom Paris(All different choices than Cuervos, go figure!) ;D
But I know very little about the guys that Cuervos offered as the next challenge, so can someone decide the F,M,K fates of:
Performers Matthew Morrison, Mark Salling, Darren Criss.
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It'll be a different order for their characters on Glee and the actors in real life.
Glee:
Marry - Blaine
Fuck - Puck
Kill - Will ShuesterReal life
Marry - Matthew Morrison (he's a mature guy whose closer to my age)
Fuck - Darren Criss (After washing that god-awful gel out of his hair)
Kill - Mark Salling is a registered sex offender who faces jail time for his kiddie porn collection.Actors from American Horror Story: Evan Peters, Cheyenne Jackson, Matthew Bomer
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Kudos to JA for the two-part Actors F,M,K, and the same Actors in a Series Role F,M,K.
Last response before Thanksgiving dinner – the American Horror Story hunks. I'm assigning them only as their real selves, not their roles.
Fuck: Matt Bomer (spelled c-u-t-i-e)
Marry: Evan Peters (i'm endlessly intrigued)
Kill: Cheyenne Jackson (sorry, a bit too "pinched" for my tastes).I suspect some of you here have a different order, so feel free to do your own F,M,K for these AHS guys below.
If you want a new trio, how about Olympic medalists Usain Bolt, Tom Daly and Ryan Lochte? One group, or both!
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You bitch! You answered just as I was typing!
K – Usain Bolt (not my type)
M -- Tom Daly (yum)
F -- Ryan Lochte and post pics on line to embarrase him._Polygomy's not a choice? :blownose:
Marry Evan Peters. He's the youngest, so he'd be my trophie husband.
MarryFuck Mathew.
MarryKill Cheyenne to that name out of commission._Let's look at the world stage: Canada's Prime Minister (Justin Trudeau), France's President (Emmanuel Macron), and Austrian Chancellor (Sebastian Kurz, photo in case you don't know).
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Hmph, I hate politics but I would go:
Marry Macron. From the center tho a economist.
Fuck Kurz in front of his unmarried wife. He's young, smart and from the right, that's a dangerous combination, prepare for his scandals later.
Kill Trudeau, for I know nothing of him but he's from the left.Straight porn stars: Johnny Sins, Chriss Strokes & Jordi El Niño Polla.
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This is a tough one Chriss Strokes & Jordi El Niño Polla? Who to fuck one and who to have forever?
Hmm, well, since Jordi is super short I'll say fuck him,
Chris is sexy tall, so marry him and
Johnny is no sin, except that he's ugly – kill.Let's speed things up: Erza Miller, Grant Gustin, or Keiynan Lonsdale. (You might have to Google a photo.)
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Let's speed things up: Erza Miller, Grant Gustin, or Keiynan Lonsdale. (You might have to Google a photo.)
I might have to Google a photo?!! I might have to chill in a time machine for 20 years before I feel age-appropriate!
Fuck: Keiynan Lonsdale (though almost killed for that silly spelling of a name)
Marry: Ezra Miller (now grown up, with chest hair, lol) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Miller#/media/File:Ezra_Miller_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg
Kill: Grant Gustin (strange feeling he's a player)And, someone is welcome to F,M,K these guys again!
But sometimes the choices are between bad, and worse:
Celebrity sexual predators Louis CK, Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Piven.
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So Flash actors. I don't actually want to kill any of them.
Keiyan Lonsdale - Fuck (he's out as bisexual.)
Ezra Miller - Marry (he's out as gay)
Grant Gustin - Kill (he claims to be straight.)My group of Olympic athletes, I'll attach pictures.
Pita Taufatofua
Shaun Barber
Ning Zetao
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Ning dies
Shawn gets fucked
and Pita makes me sandwitches forever. ;DThe Chris choice: Hemsworth, Pratt, and Evans.
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The Kill one is doubtful. More like be be unenthusiastic.
Pratt - Marry (he was good with himself when he was fat and when he was fit. Someone to grow old with.)
Hemsworth - Fuck
Evans - Kill (He was in the Fantastic Four movies.)Star Trek captains
Kirk (original)
Picard
Lorca -
Star Trek captains
Kirk (original)
Picard
LorcaFor me, they are already in F,M,K order.
Fuck: Kirk. He had it going on in those pre-toupee days.
Marry: Picard. A cultured lifetime to "Make it so – hard."
Kill: Lorca. He had a fatal brow-lift or facial fillers, etc.Now, you see, sexual predators don't go away simply because you ignore them. In fact, they become more insistent. So I will resubmit my three pervy celebrities until I obtain satisfaction and release.
Louis CK, Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Piven. :crazy2:
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Thanks goodness I didn't get another Star Trek threesome.
I'd marry Kevin Spacey for his great career.
I'll tie, spank and fuck Jeremy Piven fat ass.
And kill Louis CK because I never liked him at all and specially hated one of his comedy shows for being unfunny.Since OP didn't actually limited the game by gender, I wanna see the next one choosing between: Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt & Anne Hathaway.
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One can only love Anne Hathaway, so a sexless marriage.
I'd could take one for the team with Emily Blunt.
I have no guilt in killing Anna Kendrick since I don't know her.Since we're experimenting: Father, Son, Holy Ghost. ::)
