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[Chrissmorris]

Hi, I haven't posted for a while so here goes.

I like to stick a suction based dildo on the edge of my bed for those times when I feel like putting a suction based dildo in my anus.  It sticks on fairly well, and my legs slide under the bed comfortably so I can make a great magichole to toy connection (right to the base please).  I also have a proclivity for swinging round and sucking the dildo clean in between thrusts, or having others do the same for me, or vice versa.  However, I like to be quite vigorous sometimes and whilst this is fun, the toy often goes flying off (thankfully 'off', not 'in' yet).  Is there a range of dildos that are firmly attachable to avoid this hideous social faux pas (maybe an English thing, think I saw it on Downton Abbey) for myself and my occasional quests and my more occasional window cleaners.  It is hard to describe, but I would like some sort of adjustable clamp that would fit around the side of my bed, or any other suitable object depending on what other people used them for, and did so very firmly, and from there the dildo could be slotted, screwed or attached some other way so it wouldn't go slipping off, whilst retaining all the necessary comfort involved with forcing objects where the sun don't shine.  I have never seen anything like this, and believe me I have searched.  Anyone seen anything like this?  Or want to go into business and make something like this with me, even though I may have just given away all my cards, I still think I have many ideas.

Thanks.

P.S.  Why the pictures?  Am just in a really good mood these days.

[wowjusteatme]

first of all your quite dashing! it's a shame your in England I'd love to rid you of the need for a dildo but more to the point you can find toys that are specifically designed with strong suction as most i think are designed to be used for a vertical trusting motion and from what I understand your using it for horizontal and that's why its not staying on. Also on another point there are a plethora of chairs, pillows, stools and fuck machines that have attachments for dildos and also could be the answer to your problem. best of luck and tell us how it ends up!

Yours,
  WOW

[raphjd]

Vac-u-loc dildos/toys could solve your problem.

Mount the base to the wall, bed post or whatever, then when you're in the mood, you can grab your favorite toy and add it to the base.