Hi, I haven't posted for a while so here goes.
I like to stick a suction based dildo on the edge of my bed for those times when I feel like putting a suction based dildo in my anus. It sticks on fairly well, and my legs slide under the bed comfortably so I can make a great magichole to toy connection (right to the base please). I also have a proclivity for swinging round and sucking the dildo clean in between thrusts, or having others do the same for me, or vice versa. However, I like to be quite vigorous sometimes and whilst this is fun, the toy often goes flying off (thankfully 'off', not 'in' yet). Is there a range of dildos that are firmly attachable to avoid this hideous social faux pas (maybe an English thing, think I saw it on Downton Abbey) for myself and my occasional quests and my more occasional window cleaners. It is hard to describe, but I would like some sort of adjustable clamp that would fit around the side of my bed, or any other suitable object depending on what other people used them for, and did so very firmly, and from there the dildo could be slotted, screwed or attached some other way so it wouldn't go slipping off, whilst retaining all the necessary comfort involved with forcing objects where the sun don't shine. I have never seen anything like this, and believe me I have searched. Anyone seen anything like this? Or want to go into business and make something like this with me, even though I may have just given away all my cards, I still think I have many ideas.
Thanks.
P.S. Why the pictures? Am just in a really good mood these days.