Miracle cure!
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If you suffer from swelling and stiffness of a particular organ, there is a cure for that. Apply a lubricant, and gently massage the organ for 5 minutes to an hour. This will result in a fluid discharge, and the swelling will go down. If the swelling persists, look at a photo of Pelosi. WARNING: do not look at that photo for more than 5 seconds or your organ may never get stiff again!
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