Get the porn!
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A recent post about a porn survey reminded me of fighting with dad when I was a teenager.
Helped him to dismantle an old house to salvage slate roof tiles as well as any wood in useable shape. Ugh splinters.
We had to clean up a lot of debris as well, and load that onto the truck to take it to the dump.
The one trip we were at the dump, I noticed paper flapping in the wind and a closer look revealed it was PORN. Glorious, delicious PORN. FREE PORN.
Most of it was multiple copies, so I had to drop some and start to look for different ones. My arms were getting full so I dropped them on the seat of the truck and went back to digging for gold.
The second time I went to put more on the seat, dad was removing them out the other door! That turned into an argument about religion and sin, and what not.
Sulking, I did manage to grab two and hide them behind the seat.
And yes, we made it home with my two porn magazines. It only worked because I pretended to sulk and complain while he kept preaching and mumbling all the freaking way home.
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@bc22
ROFL Memories!
My dad found my porn stash when I was a kid!
He said he destroyed them! However, I found them in his office a few weeks later.
What better hiding place is there? All my favorite porn was safely hidden in my Dad's home office! -
Ha, just make yourself a library card to that fine collection of literature
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@bc22
Your story reminds me of a short film wherein a boy found a stash of gay porn mag in garbage and run with it. I forgot the title of that short film atm. -
Doing a Google did not get me anywhere, despite putting quotes on certain words. Some results were distracting yet interesting, though.
I'd like to see that.
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@bc22
Jackpot (2012)
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@kalayaan said in Get the porn!:
@bc22
Jackpot (2012)Hahaha. Thanks for the suggestion!
My dad found my gay porn folders in my computer one day he needed to use my computer because his was broken... I was not home and he didn't ask me for permission to use my computer... when I got home, he said that he had been using my computer for a while and he had found some "personal files by chance"... I started to get blush and the only thing he told me was "be careful with the virus you may have in your computer. They will ruin its contents"
