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    Things you like in porn but not in real life

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      JohnAllenson last edited by

      From the other end - it hurts like hell when someone's ass is too tight.  It's like fucking a vise grip.

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        spam17 last edited by

        @cteavin:

        @motri:

        @cteavin:

        Hard anal pounding. LOVE to watch it, am not a fan. Same with big dicks. I love to see them on screen but it just too much work and not all that fun.

        because it freaking hurts.

        there's just something about big dicks that makes them wanna put them in your mouth….LOL but yeah Hurts

        :cool2:

        While watching a video, yeah. But in real life, no. I've been with guys whose dick heads were so big and thick I could barely get them into my mouth. That wasn't fun. I'll take thin over fat.   >:D

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          idomeneo last edited by

          Public sex and exhibitionism. Love watching it in porn but I'd never do it myself, I need to keep a clean record and any arrest for public indecency would kill my career.

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            Oscarbingham last edited by

            Risk, líes and deception.

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              liambills last edited by

              It's already been said several times, but public sex.

              I fucking LOVE to watch videos of people fucking out in the open where others can see them, and it's super hot to fantasize about, but I have absolutely no desire to be registered as a sex offender. No matter how good the sex is, it's not worth that risk.

              Also I've got pretty crippling BDD so being in any kind of sexual situation where others could see me – even without risk of legal repurcussions -- would just result in a panic attack or something. It wouldn't be great.

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                gamias last edited by

                i've done everything, so…

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                  hylas last edited by

                  Huge dicks. Looks great in porn. IRL, when I bottom, average to small feels so much better.

                  Anal beads. Love them in porn. IRL, they're not worth the hassle in my experience.

                  And this one is a bit weird, but: blowjobs. I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't particularly enjoy giving or receiving them. Seeing a cute and motivated dude give a BJ in porn can be hot, though.

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                    boxingclever last edited by

                    group sex in number 5+ seems to work in porn because everyone's there to film the scene, but in real life it's like herding cats and everyone gets a bit precious about who they're doing what with.
                    i seem to watch stuff that i like doing, for the most part.

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                      williamjz last edited by

                      I'm an ass man, so I sometimes watch scat porn. I cannot tolerate it at all in real life. I'm a vers bottom, and if I'm topping I can't have any poop smells or else my erection immediately deflates.

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                        wedge last edited by

                        That's the very purpose of porn. It helps people enjoy things and jerk off to what they would rarely do in real life.

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                          Grotomode last edited by

                          @JohnAllenson:

                          I love watching versatile men and wish I were versatile.
                          I only like topping.

                          Same here. Occasionally I feel like I would want to be the bottom of the scene or the one sucking a gorgeous looking dick but every time it comes to it, it feels boring.
                          I realised the only thing I like to do with other guys' genitals is fondle them, especially the balls. Licking and taking it, not so much.

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                            NickJakobs last edited by

                            Scat looks hot in the movies and its a real turn on, but i dont see myself doing it for real.

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                              motri last edited by

                              eat cum and cream pie. hot vids….but messy in real life

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                                thetmstone last edited by

                                Breeding turns me on like crazy if done right, none of that pulling it out and then cum bullshit. I could and I never will do something like that irl, let alone doing bareback.

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                                  JohnSee last edited by

                                  Some of the many things I like in porn but not in real life:

                                  • extreme ball busting
                                  • eating s*it
                                  • cuckolding

                                  @wedge:

                                  That's the very purpose of porn. It helps people enjoy things and jerk off to what they would rarely do in real life.

                                  and that's so so so true.

                                  LOL AT FIRST SIGHT

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                                    motri last edited by

                                    recently horse hung dicks, like big penises that could reach deeper, in real life though oral maybe…but anal god no. i ain't a size queen.

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