Intellectual Jokes
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Scrodinger and Heisenberg were driving down a highway in Texas.
A cop pulled them over.:police:
The cop said, "Are you aware that you were doing 85 mph in a 60 mph zone?"
Schrodinger said, "Great, now I'm lost."The cop said, "Pop open the trunk, wiseass."
He looked inside, "Are you aware that there's a dead cat in here?"
Heisenberg said, "Now I am." -
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate.–-------------
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who know binary and those who do not.
There are 3 types of people in this world.
Those who can count and those who can't. -
Three philosophers went to a bar.
The bartender asked, "Would all of you like a beer?"
The first philosopher said, "I don't know."
The second philosopher said, "I don't know."
The third philosopher said, "Yes." -
:bithfight:
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I told the one about the 3 philosophers in the bar to someone who researches Game Theory.
His version, "the three game-theorists look at one another for a minute, then all of them say 'Yes".
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I told the one about the 3 philosophers in the bar to someone who researches Game Theory.
His version, "the three game-theorists look at one another for a minute, then all of them say 'Yes".
Hahah, that's pretty true I guess. Makes it even more intriguing to others.
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Scrodinger and Heisenberg were driving down a highway in Texas.
A cop pulled them over.:police:
The cop said, "Are you aware that you were doing 85 mph in a 60 mph zone?"
Schrodinger said, "Great, now I'm lost."The cop said, "Pop open the trunk, wiseass."
He looked inside, "Are you aware that there's a dead cat in here?"
Heisenberg said, "Now I am."oh nice joke. make me laugh. thanks.
i also laves the joke of “game theory” so smart of John Nash
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A pink elephant and a blue hippo walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Sorry, guys. He isn't in yet."
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A pink elephant and a blue hippo walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Sorry, guys. He isn't in yet."
oh john i cant get the humor, can you tell me why the bartender said that?
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Here's the cultural context.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeing_pink_elephants -
lol
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I was given an addition to the Schroediger/Heisenberg joke.
Einstein was also in the car. He told the policeman that it's not possible to surpass the speed limit.