How to make a dildo in 5 steps- tutorial
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Here's what I came up with after a lot of testing
If you like it leave a comment or a pic of your home made dildo!
Materials: Two latex gloves, a yoga mat, scotch tape, scissors
step 1: cut a square out of the yoga mat and roll it into a shaft (you can use a foam beach mat or any kind of material that will be stiff but flexible)
-pro tip- resist the urge to make a long and thick shaft: you want it to feel good, not painful. Take the size of your dick as a reference but make it longer so you can hold it in your hand while inserted and a bit thicker because of the next step.step 2: wrap the foam shaft with the scotch tape leaving an inch or so at the top unwrapped. If you are happy with the girth, you can proceed, if not make a new foam shaft.
step 3: cut off the thumb and little finger off a glove and pull them over the unwrapped part of the shaft creating a tip of the future dildo.
step 4: Pull the latex glove over the shaft using the middle finger like a condom and use the index and ring finger to tie it so it doesn't slip.
-pro tip- buy the biggest size gloves
step 5: Use the other glove in the same way as the first (you can use a condom as well).
-pro tip- use the cut off thumb to pull over the tip of your dick so you don't get precum on everything while using it :cum:
-pro tip 2- you can make fake balls if you put some tissues in the palm part of the glove before tying the index and ring fingers.That's it! :cheers:
To make sure that the gloves won't burst from pressure, give it a blowjob. :bj2:I've found it a lot more pleasurable than anything people usually use like carrots, bananas, etc. It is also easy to throw away or clean because you can just take off the top glove and use a new one.
Remember to always use lube and clean your colon beforehand if you can. If it hurts STOP!
Have fun!
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Here are some pics:
Pic 1- taping the shaft
Pic 2- cutting the thumb and little finger for the tip
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Pic 3- put the glove fingers over the tip
Pic 4- pull the glove over the shaft
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Pic 5- second glove
Pic 6- finished dildo
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Now put your mind to a fleshlight in under 10 steps and let's keep the budget similar (though a little above the produce aisle).
Seriously, you are the living embodiment of that Lisa Lampanelli (I think) joke about gays & a dollar store.
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Use a balloon instead of a glove, it will make it nice and slippery
