Fake News of the Week (May 11, 2017)
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"Kellyanne Conway Declares There Isn't a Country Named Russia"
When pressed today about the possibility of #45's administration having ties to Russia, Kellyanne Conway replied with the question, "What's Russia? I've never heard of a country called Russia." Follow-up questions were ignored by Conway as she made her way out of the White House. Reporters then spotted Sean Spicer in the nearby bushes talking to himself. When asked about Conway's strange behavior, Spicer told reporters, "I'll only talk to you about it if you turn off the lights."
The lights were turned off and speaking from the bushes in the dark, Spicer informed the media, "Kellyanne is off her meds. And so am I." Spicer then proceeded to begin eating leaves from the bushes surrounding him, prompting every reporter to back away.
"The end of this administration is near," said Steve Bannon, before howling at the full moon.
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This doesn't really belong in Politics. Maybe some will find the sophomoric attempt humorous and it could be in jokes.
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This doesn't really belong in Politics. Maybe some will find the sophomoric attempt humorous and it could be in jokes.
Political satire doesn't belong in the politics thread?? :crazy2:
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"Kellyanne Conway Declares There Isn't a Country Named Russia"
When pressed today about the possibility of #45's administration having ties to Russia, Kellyanne Conway replied with the question, "What's Russia? I've never heard of a country called Russia." Follow-up questions were ignored by Conway as she made her way out of the White House. Reporters then spotted Sean Spicer in the nearby bushes talking to himself. When asked about Conway's strange behavior, Spicer told reporters, "I'll only talk to you about it if you turn off the lights."
The lights were turned off and speaking from the bushes in the dark, Spicer informed the media, "Kellyanne is off her meds. And so am I." Spicer then proceeded to begin eating leaves from the bushes surrounding him, prompting every reporter to back away.
"The end of this administration is near," said Steve Bannon, before howling at the full moon.
At first, I thought this was a post by DrWas.
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:police: As long as it is properly labeled as such in the thread title, political satire can be posted here. There will only be a problem if it's posted as true. :police:
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The issue "I" have, is that by titling it "Fake News" it could be seen as a jab at POTUS and others' claims of the MS/legacy media being "fake" in an attempt to deceive unwitting readers to believe it is in actuality "real."
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The issue "I" have, is that by titling it "Fake News" it could be seen as a jab at POTUS and others' claims of the MS/legacy media being "fake" in an attempt to deceive unwitting readers to believe it is in actuality "real."
Are you arguing that Sean Spicer does indeed eat leaves? Because if that's what you are arguing, then you should maybe take a step back and reevaluate your sanity. THIS IS SATIRE; hence, why I label it as "Fake News." I even called it satire in this thread. This is what "Fake News" actually looks like, which is why I write the fake articles each Thursday to remind people what real fake news is. I find it so funny how you avoided the one where I made fun of Maxine Waters and her wig along with Nancy Pelosi last week.
https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=49376.0
It seems like you purposely came to this one because you're either a troll or you personally felt offended. You personally felt offended by satire? I thought people like you were all for freedom of speech and against the truly disgusting things liberals are doing to limit people's freedom of speech on college campuses.
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I thought people like you were all…
People like me? People like me? How ignorant are you?
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I thought people like you were all…
People like me? People like me? How ignorant are you?
Are you not for free speech? I'm sorry, I assumed you were a person for free speech and against the censorship being promoted by current liberals on college campuses.
Either way, you have taken this thread very far :ot: therefore I'm just going to say fake news = satire. Or do I have to specifically put "satire" in the thread title for you?
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Maybe use "satire" rather than fake news in the thread title.
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Fake News :cheers:
