Haha… that reminds me, I once had a friend over who was browsing the music I had on my computer. At the time I was really careless, and for some reason had a photo of my dick in my music folder that I'd forgotten about, which he came across.
I was mortified seeing my dick blown up on the screen when he started laughing and asked me, "What's this?!". I just did my best to play it off that it wasn't me, saying it must be some garbage file I got using P2P programs (which was true in some cases--a lot of random porn videos on old P2P programs would get mislabeled as bands' videos and things in those days), but I don't think he believed it. I still get embarrassed thinking about that.
