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C-3PO: "His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately."
Han Solo: "Good, I hate long waits."
C-3PO: "You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc."
Han Solo: "Doesn't sound so bad."
C-3PO: "In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."
Han Solo: "On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?"

Chlamydia.