Voodoo Dick - A Story Joke
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One day a man brought his wife a nice new toy - Voodoo Dick.
He demonstrates the item to his wife and tells her "This is a voodoo dick. All you have to do is to call its name, then say what you want it to fuck." And then the man goes off to work.
Eager to try it, the wife says "Voodoo Dick, the door." and the voodoo dick goes and starts ramming itself into the door.
Still curious, she says "Voodoo Dick, my pussy." And the voodoo dick proceeds to start giving her the fucking of her life.
Realizing, however, that her husband forgot to tell her how to get the voodoo dick out of her pussy, she gets into the car and starts driving. However, since she's having orgasms every few minutes, she keeps pulling the steering wheel to one side of the road. A patrol car stops her and the cop peers into the window, while she's flushed and sweaty.
The officer asks her, "what seems to be the problem, Ma'am?"
She answers, "I have a voodoo dick in my pussy and I'm trying to get to the hospital to have it removed."
The cop, a big burly bear of a man, laughs and says, "Voodoo Dick - my ass!"
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