Bro, I pee into the shower.

It really depends on the thickness and placement of your hair as well as the shape and texture of your balzac. Don't use an electric razor for faces because those can pull on the skin and cause micro-lacerations. A good place to start is using clippers for the high grass and a safety razor for the trimming.

Bidet all the way, bro.

Consider this: If you had sh!t on your driveway pavement would you wipe it off or hose it down?

Alls I'm sayin'.