Topics merged now and don't feel foolish fancydude. The entire topic of Gay for Pay is beyond my understanding. Pay is an easy excuse to closet oneself. At the least they are Bi and that is rare that one is truly BI as I find there is always a preference one way or the other.



He was simply the best friend a person could hope to have.

I will try to get in touch with the detectives this week for an update on this situation.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX

A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible

exceptions of handguns and tequila

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

C://dos

C://dos.run
run.dos.run

You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead

JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!

A list of redneck computer terms…......

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.

Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.

Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

Cache - Needed when you go to da store.

Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

Diskette - A female Disco dancer.

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.

Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.

Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

Rom - Where the pope lives.

Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Huntin".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".



We love these books :jaj: and her portraits of Gay Characters :jaj:

Definitely a new spin on what I think of as Baked Beans…..sounds delicious :jaj: