Fishing with Grandpa ( a story joke)

[fancydude]

Little Johnny goes fishinng with his Grandfather.  They get all set up at the lake and after a while, the Grandfather lights a cigarette. Johnny says "Grandpa, can I try one of your cigarettes?"  The Grandfather asks "Can you touch your asshole with the tip of your cock?"  Johnny says "no."  Then you're not big enough, was the reply.  Later on the Grandfather pulls beer out of his cooler.  Johnny wants to try this also.  The Grandfather asks "Can you touch your asshole with the tip of your cock?"  Johnny says "no."  "Then you're not big enough to drink beer." Later still, Johnny opens his lunch bag and pulls out some cookies homemade by his Grandma.  The Grandfather say "Those look good, can I have one?"  Johnny asks " Can you touch your asshole with the tip of your cock?"  The Grandfather says yes.  "Good," says Johnny " Then you can go fuck yourself, 'cause these are my cookies!"

[leatherbear]


[fitman29]

Really Funny !!  ;D ;D !!

Thanks