Chris Kanyon (real name Chris Klucsaritis) 1970-2010

Chris Kanyon Former WWE and WCW Wrestling Star Commits Suicide

Now Public

Chris Kanyon is dead at age 40 after he is believed to have committed suicide in his apartment in Sunnyside Queens New York. Reports are stating that he died due to an overdose, and that a pill bottle and several notes were found beside his body, but details of his death have not been fully made available at this time and the particulars are sketchy.

Chris Kanyon was known in the wrestling world as Kanyon or Mortis and he retired from professional wrestling in 2004.

In 2006, Chris Kanyon stated that he was let go from professional wrestling by Vince McMahon because he was a homosexual. After, Kanyon stated that it was just a publicity stunt and that he was in fact heterosexual. However, he later admitted that he was homosexual.

He was also part of a lawsuit along with Scott Levy and Michael Sanders to sue the WWE for cheating them out of benefits but their case was dismissed.

Chris Kanyon has also admitted that he suffered from bipolar disorder and according to the Wrestling Observer, he has talked about suicide in the past and threatened it with people close to him. Just earlier this week he was discussing depression and taking his life.

Our condolences go out to Chris Kanyon's family. We will update this post if there is any further information.

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Kanyon was an underrated worker who at one point was dubbed “The Innovator of Offense” in WCW. His first significant role in the company was as masked wrestler Mortis in 1997. He eventually dropped that gimmick and formed The Jersey Triad with Diamond Dallas Page and Bam Bam Bigelow in 1999. Kanyon received his biggest push in 2000 after turning on feuding with Page during WCW’s final year in business.
Kanyon, who made headlines a few years ago by announcing his homosexuality, made sporadic appearances on independent shows in the years after his WWE release.

Condom maker breaks down penis size by state, city

Condomania announces the largest database of penis sizes on the planet: 27,000 men, 76 penis sizes

LOS ANGELES, March 3rd, 2010 - New Orleans now has another reason to call itself "The Big Easy." The home of this year's Super Bowl champs has taken the top spot in Condomania's ranking of U.S. cities by penis size!

And the men of Washington D.C. apparently are more than just big talk, big egos, and big promises. The Beltway boys claimed a close second place for the biggest average penis size in the nation.

As for the "biggest" state in the Union? While New Hampshire may be one of the smallest states, it's not so small when it comes to penis size, topping Condomania’s state by state comparison.

America's first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises.

So just how does Condomania know these intimate details? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data.

"These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy." says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s Directory of Technology. "After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet! Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who! But the data itself is pretty interesting."

Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards.

Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms, where the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is no more obvious than the largest.

"Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate," says Filkins, "our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate." Filkins continues, "The customer satisfaction surveys we received overwhelmingly indicated that men of all sizes, but particularly those on either end of the size spectrum, benefited immensely from a properly fitting condom."

Here are some highlights from Condomania's penis database:

* Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
    * Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
    * Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
    * Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
    * Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
    * Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!
    * Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length
    * Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

1 New Hampshire

2 Oregon

3 New York

4 Indiana

5 Arizona

6 Hawaii

7 Louisiana

8 Massachusetts

9 Alabama

10 Washington

11 New Mexico

12 California

13 Arkansas

#14 Nevada
#15 Virginia
#16 Tennessee
#17 Illinois
#18 Oklahoma

19 South Dakota

20 Georgia

21 Pennsylvania

22 Mississippi

23 Michigan

24 Florida

25 Rhode Island

26 Kansas

27 Maryland

28 Minnesota

29 Vermont

30 Connecticut

31 Wisconsin

32 New Jersey

33  North Dakota

34 Idaho

35 Texas

36 Missouri

37 Montana

38 Ohio

39 Nebraska

40 Colorado

41 Maine

42 North Carolina

43 Delaware

44 South Carolina

45 Kentucky

46 West Virginia

47 Alaska

48 Iowa

49 Utah

50 Wyoming

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1 New Orleans

2 Washington DC

3 San Diego

4 New York City

5 Phoenix

6 Portland

7 Atlanta

8 San Francisco

9 Chicago

10 St. Louis

11 Seattle

12 Miami

13 Indianapolis

14 Columbus

15 Boston

16 Denver

17 Los Angeles

18 Detroit

19 Philadelphia

20 Dallas/Ft. Worth

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