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What a Little Grammar Mistake Can Do

The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.  Such instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that incompetence can be highly entertaining.

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.
3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home.  As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
6. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
8. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
9. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.
10. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.
11. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
12. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
13. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
14. I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
15. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
16. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
17. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
18. The guy was all over the road.  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
19. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
20. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
21. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
22. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me!  Good job!
5. Excuse me.  Is “stick up” hyphenated?
6. Sorry officer, I was day dreaming.
7. Are we going to be on that TV show “COPS?”
8. Oh good, it just you.  I thought it was that bounty hunter after me!
9. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
10. Do you know how stupid you look in that costume?
11. Look, I’m really in a hurry.  I need to make it to the FBI building with this fertilizer and chemicals before it closes today.
12. Lets play “Cops & Robbers.”  I’m the Cop and you’re the Robber.  Ok?
13. I pay your salary!
14. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
15. Gee, officer!  That’s terrific.  The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.  Yes, I know there is no other car around – that’s how far ahead of me they are.
18. What do you mean, “Have I been drinking?” You’re the trained specialist.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
20. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

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Original story (15-Apr) hxxp://newsok.com/warr-acres-catholic-church-has-crucifix-some-say-shows-exposed-genitals-of-jesus/article/3453833
Follow-up (17-Apr) hxxp://www.newsok.com/to-end-warr-acres-church-controversy-artist-will-modify-crucifix/article/3454703

WARR ACRES — Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus.

The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar.

"There are a couple people who have left the parish,” said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. "There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed.”

Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen "showing distension” — not a penis.

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Hi family,

Someone asked me, via a private message here, a question that I will share…  They suggested/asked that since "sweetened condensed milk" is so very thick, was there was any required whipping or electric mixer needs.  The simple answer is NO.  I agree that a can of sweetened condensed milk is rich (and yummy -- try this in your coffee if you use cream for a change-up).  But this recipe is so simple.  The whiskey and half and half is thin enough to make ALL the ingredients stir together with just a fork or spoon.

I love simple recipes and this certainly qualifies.  Make this and get yourself and your friends drunk.

Seriously, this is a great party accoutrement towards your food spread.  Yessir.

Regards,
Tim

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Hot weather and cold food just go together.  Here is a simple summer recipe.  This is one of those recipes where you don't need to measure anything – approximate amounts work fine -- and feel free to change up fresh or dried spices, too.

| 1 | pound | tortellini, cooked al dente |
| 1 | | onion, chopped |
| 1 | can | black olives, drained |
| 12-16 oz. | package | frozen peas, thawed (don't bother to actually cook) |
| 1/2 | cup | vinegar - preferably red wine vinegar |
| 1/2 | cup | olive oil |
| 1 | Tablespoon | dried parsley (or generous equivalent fresh chopped) |
| 1 | Tablespoon | dried basil (or generous equivalent fresh chopped) |
| 1/2 | Tablespoon | garlic powder (or generous equivalent fresh chopped) |
| 3 | Tablespoons | lemon juice |
| | pinch | salt and pepper to taste |
| | dash | Tabasco or hot pepper sauce |
| 1/2 | cup | feta cheese, crumbled |
| 3 | Tablespoons | grated parmesan and/or romano cheese |

Mix all and chill.

There are many variations of Irish Cream – a smooth and rich whiskey beverage.  One famous one is Baileys Irish Cream (see hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baileys_Irish_Cream for more information).  Generally, manufacturers charge a premium price for this.

Here is a great inexpensive recipe to share with company -- you can get an entire household drunk in short order without spending much money!  Seriously -- I KNOW!

| 28 oz. = 1¾ pint = 1½ cups | Whiskey – inexpensive (seriously) |
| 28 oz. = 1¾ pint = 1½ cups | Half & half |
| 14 oz. | can sweetened condensed milk |
| 3½ Tablespoon | Hershey chocolate syrup |
| 3½ Tablespoon | vanilla extract |
| ¼ teaspoon | coconut extract |

Mix all and chill.  Yield is about 72 fluid oz. (2¼ quart).  Serve chilled with or without rocks.

ENJOY!

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