Hi Guys,
Thought I would share some of my favourites with you
James
Hi Guys,
Thought I would share some of my favourites with you
James
Laws of the Natural Universe
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
Grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
Least accessible corner.
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly
Proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
A busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
Because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat
Tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
You were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
Every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the
Telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you
Know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a
Machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
Proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
From the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
Someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
Cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker
Room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly
Sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to
The newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know
What you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,
They will stop making it.
A few Images I found both funny and cute
James
Enjoy
James
Hope you are all looking forward to Xmas!
I had a mammoth work project, but I was checking in to reply to new posts!
have some neat new stuff coming pretty soon!
The Shredder
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A young executive is working late one evening. As he
Comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big
Boss standing by the shredder in the hallway, a piece
Of paper in his hand. "Do you know how to work this thing?"
The older man asks. "My secretaryโs gone home and I donโt know how to run it."
"Yes, sir," says the young executive, who turns on the machine,
Takes the paper from the other man, and feeds it in.
"Now," says his boss, "I just need the one copy."
New Cop
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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.
"Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired.
"But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain..."
"Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer. "You're going downtown
And sit a while till the sarge gets back."
"But, officer, I think you really should know..."
"And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," shot back the sap in the cell. "I'm the groom."
All bad boys need a firm hand and comfortoble lap to lay over!
:lolp:
Owww the haibrush!ย Reches the parts no other impliment can! especially the curves of the cheeks!
:spank:
White thong and socks, over the knee, head down, bottom up and his hard hand on my soft bottom.
Thats another favourite top senario!ย
And more โฆ.
4 clips fron Sundaze/S7:
SV4 - Coach Jones
SD5 - Car Thief
SD12 - The Truant
SD17 - Frank and David
These are the full cips not partials ย at 561 MB in total